Mikey is Alone. So Alone.

Bonnie is officially out of the studio today after pulling an all-nighter to "give birth" to a brand-new, healthy kidney stone. With the Mrs. at home recovering, Mikey is flying completely solo without his Wookiee—which means there is absolutely no one in the studio to stop him from making nerdy Star Wars jokes, quoting 90s slang, and broadcasting without pants on.From the absolute highest-paid podcasters of 2026 to tactical police camouflaged as Sasquatches, today's episode covers the most baffling headlines on the planet.The Ultimate Kidney Stone Update: Mikey details the harrowing, middle-of-the-night bathroom labor experience that left Bonnie sidelined and Mikey running the board alone.The Great Little Debbie Racketeering Scheme: Today's Dumb-Dumb of the Day features a West Virginia delivery driver who forged invoices to steal $17,000 worth of snack cakes, only to get immediately busted after setting up a massive, highly suspicious booth at a local flea market.Beware of New Jersey's Shrub Cops: A police department in New Jersey is taking extreme measures to fight distracted driving. Officers are dressing up in full swamp-thing camouflage suits to hide behind trees, spot people on their phones, and radio down the road to pull them over.Joe Rogan's $82 Million vs. Us: Forbes released the highest-paid podcasters list for 2026, putting Joe Rogan at the top. Mikey calculates the exact revenue of Mikey and the Mrs so far this year (spoiler: it’s zero dollars).Bringing Back the 90s: With no one around to call him an idiot, Mikey makes a formal plea to resurrect classic 90s terminology. Get ready to unironically bring back "as if," "rollin' with the homies," "the bomb dot com," and calling attractive people "hottie boombalotties."Planet Knowledge Bombs: We uncover the Red Hot Chili Peppers' terrible original 1982 band name (Tony Flo and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem), why a 150-year-old Australian library book fine got completely waived, and the wild 3.5-hour time jump at the Chinese-Afghan border.Basic Pet Names & Grocery Bills: Mikey breaks down the top five most popular dog names in America (Bella takes the crown) and why you should start naming your pets normal human names like Dave or Jim just for the park banter. Plus, a sobering look at why your grocery bill feels 33% higher than it did seven years ago.Join the Conversation: Call or text the studio line at 435-674-1051. Make sure to hit that Follow button on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen, and leave us a review to send Bonnie some moving-on goodwill!Mikey and the Mrs, Planet 105.1, St. George Utah Radio, Southern Utah Comedy Podcast, Little Debbie Flea Market Thief, Shrub Cops New Jersey Distracted Driving, Forbes Highest Paid Podcasters 2026, Joe Rogan Podcast Earnings, Red Hot Chili Peppers Original Name, 90s Slang Words, Natalie Portman Star Wars Joke, Utah Morning Radio Show,