We are what we are for puppy. Oh, so when I get bored I feel like ranting. Oh, yeah, oh me. You have listening to grims virginity So I'm gonna give you all that always you don't fucking I just want to get bored in like a mini episodes to yeah I'll just be like I got bored here's many episodes everybody like if it's a week We can't make it or whatever I'm more than happy but do it with one of the other music's do like this one Yeah, I'll do we get that info for me.
Yeah, so I can do that. I will be weighed out I had to change the password because I forgot it. No, that's fine. How do you even subscribe to grandma's virginity?
You still don't know what that is do. No, let's grab a mind of a three year old sir. No, I have a kale who remembers things for me Okay, that's not a thing he can remember just enrolling Even that is Rick and Morty. Yes.
Yeah, he's both Rick and Morty. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so he does a podcast Hey, that's a podcast you're talking about to check out with that the more than that's his connect Like two months it's really fucking me up It was a daily routine for eight hours.
Yeah, it's nothing see I can't I have that real issue We're like with my job Because I get certain stories I can't have the phones on I get wind cone stuff and when their people are at them They're like man. I just want to use my phone I'm like you fuck this up for me I cannot do my job if I don't have a book or a podcast or something in my head. I'm gonna get fired I can't do this job in silence how you and there's people who do what my how you all do it is beyond me They're like why I have to buy a new watch it work because people had smart watches and texting I can't deal I cannot deal with it. I wore my smart watch And I can't I cannot I had to buy a new one my first world dependency is staying out of my own head Like that's legit if I'm in my head I go off whole fucking that's kind of you I get bored mentally fuck for bed.
There's random customers granted. I like it But I'm not you know not everyone likes it kind of thing which is weird. I'm good I think we're just kind of those people where we deal with your shit You know, I'm always wanted like how do I have friends like we like well first he had Justin so that's like what? This is true, but just not here for many episodes because he's a piece of job.
No, he's working like Justin yeah Tomorrow's Mother's Day to like I'm sure he's gonna be fucking He went what he went to say what he's good He went to death this last week I asked him when he was gonna go. Oh, he went to say yeah He's gonna work on to be busy, but it's gonna be busy as well because cancer's got a 20% off. Yep from others tomorrow. Yeah It's actually good if you're looking for a good deal like going to go for my yeah, it's not like father Oh, no, no, you're a free fucking mug and no, but like as a food deal goes it's a good It's pretty good father's day they get like tomorrow.
I see guards again Share with you my schedule like There's literally a whole villain that is essentially Justin as a villain his name taser face That's exactly like a rocket like what hold on your name is taser face like you woke up one morning Looked in the mirror and went I'm taser face It's a great question arguably is not wrong I wouldn't you name yourself taser face because it's a bad name Yeah Rocket you got me and its culmination it is like the third act and he goes or into the second I want them to know who sold them out Taser face and the lady they're talking to you talking to was like Like it's a moment where he even his last moment of life. He's like God fucking damn it Why does anyone respect my name and then died that's how good it is see it's a Justin name Where he's like it's so good my head, but now that I've said it out loud. It's very much adjusted. Yeah, no It's such a fun movie though Kurt Russell probably stole it for me only in the context pretty good Yeah, but he's the kid at you like cuz he got the role and he's like I gotta go take acting Yeah, but you can really take a good job at being that character.
Yeah, like metaphors go over his head Have you heard her kids without his really like connecting with rax because men or go over there? Yeah, I mean Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is great thing is a practice that cried dude. Yeah, I saw I saw behind the scenes But he says actually a fan of Marvel and he was so stoked to be part of this year Like he gets he doesn't watch the movie before comes out cuz he's excited to be that one of us Like what you think about that like your whole thing is like he plays a character on the World Wrestling Entertainment stuff. Yeah, he is this character.
There's this badass burly guy Punch the people in the face for a living god. I'm a Dude has to be a teddy bear. Yeah, like the way he plays that character in sexy muscles What the cheek? He doesn't get back so they just throw him out of the ship.
It's like why don't you wear the chip pack a sensitive Like So good that movie has just he steals it in a way that's crazy, but Kurt Russell's character is just Y'all motherfuckers need to go see Guardians like you two would love it in a way come baby sit, okay? Okay, I'll wait we sit so you guys in the house. Well hang out. Yeah, two men two babies.
That basically writes itself in the company That's a movie Doesn't sound as well. Yeah, maybe it works and Tom Selleck looks like creepy hanging out with a baby I would have to be there. I'd be super good though. Yeah, so yeah, so yeah, I'll be waiting on you guys Yeah She she sent Chris here.
Oh yeah, yeah fuck yeah after Chrissy left fuck yeah Oh, yeah, do you see what we all supported you because unless it was Justin like I'm Justin asked us that question don't push Justin because Justin's every Right there it shows our friendship you asked a question we didn't need all of the information you asked a question and we needed it To it was like no, it's you we trust you It could have been And so I was busy and busy and then all of a sudden she's like oh I'm gonna leave I'm like okay I was like all right, but I figured I'm like after everything this last week and everything else that's going on I'm like I would have been a puddle in her office. Yeah, I can't do that right now and then she somehow got you to stay and then I Was like you know whatever I'll just email her and so I typed it all out and then I'm like I can't Can't do this I just been gone for two weeks. That's that's that's that I could see that that in that context I can understand like we're coming up to Memorial Day and we're starting summertime. You'll be there for a Memorial day and I but I won't be there for the job I just I know all these things that are coming and then plus this weekend we had the whole like Kids play yep thing.
Apparently. I wasn't aware that it was this weekend. So like the guys who all went and did it Yeah, like they all gone and I was like that was now wait what we do like a good cart like fast heart Like that. Yeah.
Yeah. Was this week in the kids play thing. So this was the where they did you see the storage container sitting outside? No, I mean doesn't go back to the warehouse They talked to once a day or once a week don't you only Monday first thing money?
I noticed the giant storage container sitting out back. I thought that was for like all the cleanup I saw that but I honestly thought they were like just doing massive cleanup before the summer The giant the giant container has been as we've been getting deliveries a sports equipment. Yeah They've been loading this shipping there so the whole shipping in there Full of sports equipment short one like 25 feet or is it 53 foot? I don't know.
It's just a big ship. I feel like it's the one that they would put in front of the house when like they're Or was it the bigger ones? It's like it was like a big one. Yeah, it's like 48 footer.
Yeah, I mean just a shipping there and What we do is they have the program called like kids play I Was gonna take him so we could go do that So this today they were what they were doing was going through all those boxes and dividing it all out and creating the gift packages and then delivering them She saw the box truck. We were on the road I thought it was next weekend they were doing it not this weekend. I was going to say thing is I think the go-kart They might be next because I thought we usually do a go-kart race, but I we're always Shit I have next Saturday You're all just paint dye just more shocks. I'm good guys.
I'm good It's just like splatter to your face. Yeah, it's stuck to your face beard is all shifted to one side Like the weight is constantly blowing in one direction Yep, you can make yourself a living in bottom of red blue you happen half you can do that. Yeah, you should you could be a super villain It's your own custom super villain Yeah, y'all snide leads it's not a good lifestyle. Yeah, it's awesome congratulations.
That is so great. It's good Seriously, you find that I'm very hard for the kids and she fella No, I understand that okay because you have to have fucking dirt duty Yeah, no, it's not like you planned in the future of dirty you've been telling us for a while that this was the time in which you were gonna do it So it's the universe being the universe Yeah It's not that you feel shitty with that it's gotta be the okay This is the part where real life does a real life moment and you have to real life it you got a nut over shut up with it I like my job The other thing is like the other part of me is like if I would meet it to September I would have been there for 10 years Oh, just on first of all I would done it. I wanted to on Prince like I would have yeah No, but that'd be kind of cool though. I mean Papa's got cancer to spy now my other grandpa's been put on the litter Transplant list so not being Yeah, no, we could be good time now.
Yeah, you will give you a four month mulligan Yeah, I will say no, this is how you do it No, you did do ten years because if you add up your vacation time you were technically there over ten years You weren't there you were there because they were paying for it so science and math don't leave it Just like that. Don't just miss it. Don't don't fucking get your fucking mouth. I don't think she's shut you are the husband of your wife support Heart give her 10 years.
I can matter them all again, but I don't think she's had 16 years of your 16 weeks of What the fuck Theory There you go During that time when you work when you work the ton right prior to the when they were like changing things around you were Working like 40 plus hours a week, right? No, she's a part down hole. Don't do I have fuck it You've been there decade counting my time. You got me the job there Yeah It's funny cuz I go in and fix a paper hour thing that happened on my phone like the server went down So I'd go in and sign a thing for my hours I went in that you clog in with your phone.
Yeah, no, that goes down your phone You like you got a message to let you know every minute that the server's been down for 128 minutes and you're like oh god I don't care if that I cannot do that and be like I haven't talked to the computer forever I'm like that's because it's a win storm going on. Yeah, you're talking Yeah, but I'm talking to the pure for everyone plus one though. Yeah, exactly that And then it's annoying and it makes me mad But then I go in and I go in out of the warehouse in the middle of the week ever in the longest time And so I go in like pops down on the Mustang. I had left our since Trent.
I'm done for the day It's nice out of like zero cooks mode still the clock in pain for this mode And drove there and go in and like Ed pulls out though. What's up? We talked for a minute I go in and I do the thing man. He's chill like he's so chill But I feel like that dude was like cut a bitch if you like like he plays hockey Yeah, like it's in that dude.
You're like you would cut a motherfucker man. I see it That's legit. That's 100% he doesn't see it. Yeah, he's showing me Though I was talking to Brett and he's like she you doing good you know, right with the job and everything I'm like yeah, he does though every time like he's so worried.
I'm gonna leave all the time. I tell you negotiate or I know you're gonna get Yeah, you know your own fucking raise Your money He's constantly worried. I'm gonna leave or something because like I don't know I do my job and apparently I do it well It's not hard like it's really easy and I get really bored really quick your books and then I finish on my books So I'm gonna throw any time Re-listen all those and I'm couple of guests. I'm not yeah I hate my phone keeps running out of space and I've had to subscribe from a couple of podcasts.
Yeah that like update daily Yeah, I can do it like for real like I love you I could not do your job if they were like like I can be the classroom kids and deal like I'm a lunch break I'm like what are you doing not listening to children ask me stupid questions like The end of line fucking chill for a minute. Yeah, okay, sometimes that's seven minutes sometimes it's 25 minutes. Yeah Sometimes I'm getting there 15 minutes late. I got 10 more minutes ago.
Yeah, no I couldn't I just there's things I'm like I'm I'm good and we're good I was supposed to run into Tom at SEC and he's pulling out as I'm pulling in cuz I got held up on the South Hill Yeah, and as I'm flying by and to go pulling SEC he's tapping on his watch like Serious I think I've passed you when you were you've trained in the Valley of it, right like Trent the trend area Yeah, yeah, I think I've driven by you. Did it have did it have the ever trading Sun like I don't know it did it Didn't I think it was on you were on break behind out which since Trent? Yeah I was good that's probably Jarrell Yeah Yeah Yeah, and they let us use the bathroom. They won't let us go to the back door.
They're like no you can't use that you have to go all the way Oh, they're for delivery. You know that's cuz Stewart's a fucking dick So so one of the girls that do to the she worked at our since for like 27 years and she's like yeah You guys can't go to the back there cuz Stewart's a dick Stewart is a fucking dick like if I weren't me and I didn't know that he treats everyone exactly the same way Yeah, I would generally take offense to how this guy treats me But they use the one is go through the back is a day and then he's like no more Yeah, so you gotta go all the way around to the front Yeah, and you only had like last night I did that route I had we had seven minutes every time we were out there and you have to hustle if you know you have to be on time It sucks our jobs We went from a job in the kitchen where we predicated time on a piece of paper for a meal going out between what Joe's wasn't 11 minutes Just was like 27 and a half minutes to get the average the ticket time was 11 minutes at the time They'll spaghetti factory was like four and let's forget you factory give us nine minutes Nine minutes cuz it's not it was not to get it at one minute But I was like four or five minutes. Yeah, and then Joe's was like Oh, it was like double the time that's like you guys don't know what busy is like No volume I could write a book on the ball. You're right now dude.
I've seen things. I have done things I've had nights where I've cooked a bajillion pounds. It's literally a little bit of a mathematical amount of a bajillion Yeah, yeah with no hot water. Yep.
Figured that out. Yeah. It was all that way was covered by desperation and dreams Every now and then like the the pot filler overflow your pot But you didn't know that the flame would know look it would just go just enough Or you get it. Yeah, we get us or it would boil over and splash out Yeah, kill the flame on your back corner pot Which was your pot that started the water and then as you dump spaghetti out and move it over move it over You know so then you'd be in the middle of a Saturday night rush and you'd be out of boiling water you had four pots of water and you have no fucking water and Steve would turn around he's like we got probably like yeah, we got big Think of the bad thing so we had like this deep fryer for the spaghetti With just water but with just water so what you would do is you portion of forgetting these little cups was like They were like stranded cups after it was cooked and then to reheat it would go down for a minute It's a steep would pull out they call the defri spaghetti.
Yeah, no, no, no, it's you you cook it The way you would cook it as a spag person is you're cooking it I'll didn't take it's yeah, yeah But when you put it in the dropper between the three in the four minutes of it's like what type of noodle the portion size You hit the button it goes down it boils every minute you you put your hands in boiling death water and pull them out And if your hands are on fire and you pour it on a plate and a server bitches about something dumb And you put hot boy like sauce on it. You know put it in the window they go. Oh, that one's not even mine. I Larry watch Steve do I've never seen a human being in a kitchen that mad before or sense and we have been some mad motherfucker in the kitchen We've had to deal with some shit.
It's not your case Do you see Shatter shot it against the wall and none of us are like we're like okay steaks bad But we were like look what you fucking made of do and then Chris and I come in clean and make the plane Not a word said to it we just And she's bread and sauce and we're like done and then that's also I think yeah, so go back to the deep fryers like it's just a deep fryer. It looks like a deep fryer full of water Right, and you just reheated the steam whip all the baskets out and dump two whole bags of spaghetti Oh shit, so nothing's going out for nine minutes You just fuck the whole operation for nine minutes right at least well that's spaghetti cooks and then you have to fish it out with tongs And mine portion yeah, yeah, and then you don't put it back in the stairs I'll put it back on a scale you go that's a sense and the most beautiful pointless scale you can ever learn Nine is a spot and goes you didn't use the scale and you go Just take about this and you just like Every time you Yeah Make sure everyone's doing a job he's trying to catch you and doing a fuck Going boom and you go it's up to scale And you get in the scale the whole time just wobbly there's no measuring And you come by randomly grab one of them Probably change yep, and you go up set it on top it'll go six without you always like Fuck me on this one and it would be like nine every time walk away Need to see you guys it was a scale more effectively and then they really sound like that. Yes. All right, you know one bird Dash more high-pitched one bird trying to steal Bill Murray's of Style from stripes well calling you chief every other sense.
Yeah. Yep. That's a human Then he got sent a Boise and got fired for sucking so hard Yeah, we told the That's teamwork story. I think in the beginning Like not even under that teamwork story for like all the new people Like all five of them oh, yeah, right?
No, they do like I don't know like what we do I can't fucking control the shit No, I don't like I'll hit it. No, they go in your director supposed to be putting this shit up. I'm like I will get on it No, I don't like the dudes got an adult life and they're like so do we Hey, let's go Jump jump entertain us. We're the consuming generation after generation C So the basement flooded right because it's in an old part of downtown Yeah, so the sewers would back up through the toilets and all the nastiest down there.
Yeah, yeah and flood the basement So we like I've seen the restaurant closed maybe four or five times because of it It's not fired in close. Yeah, it was a fire didn't close, but we would go down and clean it the fuck up. Yeah, Chris take a piece of Before you leave Okay, well I figured again okay, we're ready. Yeah, um So we would go down and we would clean it up and and and we were gonna do GM No, I'm running Charging so we would go clean up.
They would buy us the shoes. That was it. They would buy us new shoes. Yeah So you're just taking the new GM around and because he's going down to boys.
He got a quote-unquote promotion Yeah, they just really didn't want him up here anymore So Adam came in he's because they found it worked better while he was going on vacation. Yeah, like it The place ran better with him going. We're all fucking stressed out the whole time. Yeah, um, so he's taking Adam He's telling about the floods in the basement and he's like and I went downstairs And I turned around and I had a mock in my hand and I turned around.
Yeah, and there were five guys right behind me That's leadership. That's what he told Adam comes up to us after Adrian leaves and he's like you've got a fucking here this Sorry, and he tells us that story. We're gonna podcast. Hi everybody.
Bye. Bye. Okay. Oh But He's like you gotta hear this shit.
Yeah, okay, awesome Thank you and and Tell us a story like that is not how it happened at all Adrian's pissing himself the whole time And we we reluctantly go downstairs and clean shit out of a basement for two hours. Yeah, you can't do that You're not fucking how fuck you? What did you do? I'm worse day.
Oh, oh Through the window. It's a game that started. Well, you know, it's yeah, no way inside the ball, right? Yeah, it's there was this guy that worked at Flaming Joe's his name was Cassidy He was a big fucking dude, and he like he was kind of want to be gangster, but he was also a little semi-game like he's from Vegas He got fired because his brother stabbed a guy out in front They got they were gotten a drunk and fired with a bunch of regulars.
Holy shit and his brother stabbed guy in front So that happened yeah, yeah But he would always just in the middle of a shift work fucking working and cuz it turned around and be like I'm Wars day you're Jerome remember that and it's just this game that started at Flaming Joe's now It's just me and Chris doing it all the time and whoever sees the first the other one first and goes I'm worse day you're Jerome. That's what I did. I didn't work at Flaming Joe's anymore I kicked in the back door I was like and just screamed on more's day your drum in hopes of catching Chris in that one which it did one time beautiful When I learned this on the podcast on this I showed up and I bought a thing of hello My name is named tag yeah, yeah, and I put more stay on my chest And I so and then I put Jerome on his chest I knew he was gonna tear it off and I figured he was gonna tear my name tag off check and put it on his chest Yeah, so in my pocket I also had another name tag that said the real morris day That shit yeah, oh that's so great And I wasted a whole fucking thing in the name tags for that Well, it's worse it yeah, okay, so did he actually rip it out? No, he didn't but he wasn't pressed when I pulled out the real more okay I was like this is what I was planning and he took his off yeah, but he didn't take my name tag But I did have it back did you like even try to show your tits to her like here take it take it no I would have a little bit more than a cool cuz I still have the more take Oh, yeah, that's very well sir.
So, you know cool Yeah, no need to unlock the phone so I can stop this any episode so then we go