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EPISODE · Jan 28, 2026 · 4 MIN

Mini Episode 11: One Candle, No Pants: Survival Spells for Tired Witches

from C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails · host River & Wren

Let's Chat!!Welcome back to this week's mini Cauldrons of Chaos episode — the podcast where the candles are lit, the vibes are questionable, and sometimes the most powerful spell you can cast is not lying down on the floor.This mini episode is for witches who want results but do not have the energy for:Full ritualsCircle castingRemembering planetary correspondencesOr putting on pantsWe’re talking Candles in a Crisis — emergency witchcraft for when you’re exhausted, overstimulated, and one minor inconvenience away from communing with the carpet spirits.From random candles and half-burned altar stubs to the emotionally supportive tea light of desperation, this episode walks you through a low-effort flame ritual that still counts as real magick.No perfection. No guilt. Just intention, fire, and the radical idea that showing up halfway is still showing up.Survival spells are valid spells. Rest is sacred. And a single candle lit with intention is not a shortcut — it’s efficiency.Stay lit. 🔥Support the showWe'll be back! Until then, Stay Witchy!!River's Etsy Store:  www.batsandbaublesinc.etsy.comWebsite: www.c3witchypodcast.comMerch: www.c3witchypodcastmerch.comOur wonderful logo is done by:  www.nellamarinadraws.etsy.comIntro and Outro Audio:podcast intro & outro music:Góða Nótt by Alexander NakaradaLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-ttLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-liceSound from Zapsplat.com – Witches Cauldrons bubbling

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Let's Chat!! Welcome back to this week's mini Cauldrons of Chaos episode — the podcast where the candles are lit, the vibes are questionable, and sometimes the most powerful spell you can cast is not lying down on the floor. This mini episode is for witches who want results but do not have the energy for: Full ritualsCircle castingRemembering planetary correspondencesOr putting on pantsWe’re talking Candles in a Crisis — emergency witchcraft for when you’re exhausted, overstimulated, and...

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