Welcome, there are impressions. Mondays, music, mini-episode. And they'll just ask me, is this mini-music Monday? And it is.
I feel like we've been sort of like, bop-ing between Tuesday, Monday, and then missed a few weeks. Yeah. That inconsistency? We're back.
We're back. I'm back. Hi, you look good. Really?
You do. I know that, yeah, I mean, I was going to say, I thought that maybe you didn't sleep that well last night. Well, maybe it was me. I don't know.
Well, we got up at six. Mm-hmm. And then you went downstairs and I thought I was up then. But then I got like two hours of bonus sleep.
Oh, so maybe that's it. You look refreshed. That's good. You do.
And you changed your sweater. So you're just looking a little more, I don't know, fresh, refreshed. Yeah. I feel pretty good.
Great. Yeah. I keep thinking that I'm on some sort of downward path. And I feel like I'm in a downward spiral, but then every day I feel pretty good.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Do you know what I'm making for dinner tonight? No.
It's a recipe you love. Um... What? Chicken Picata.
Chicken? Hey. Yeah. You're going to hammer the chicken.
Yeah. That's where you pound the chicken. I guess so. Do you have to?
I was just going to slice it in half. I need to pound it. You need to pound it. Oh.
I'll pound it. You pound it. Okay. You put a little piece of saran wrap and then you pound it.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. You get that mallet with the little indentations on it. I have one, yes.
Yeah. I am. Are you excited? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm really excited about though. I do.
That's why we have mini music Monday. Yes. But I just finished recording it. Son.
I'm excited. Yay. Hello everyone. This is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket.
There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me sir. Did you see what happened? Yeah.
I'm standing over there by the tomatoes and here it comes. Running through the pole veins, through the roots and vegetables naked as a jaybird. And I hovered over to Eva. I said don't look at her.
And it's too late. She'd already been in sand. Here he comes. Look at that.
There he goes. Look at that. And he ain't wearing no clothes. Look at that.
Look at that. That's the thing on two feet. Look at that. That's as brown as can be.
Of his anatomy. He's going to give us a peek. Oh yes. They call him the streak.
Look at that. That's the show of his physique. Look at that. Look at that.
As I'm on the SUV found he'll be streaking around in public fatigue. This is your action news reporter once again. And we're here at the gas station. Pardon me sir.
Did you see what happened? Yeah I did. I'm just in here getting my tires checked. He just appeared out of the back.
Comes streaking around the grease rack there. Didn't have nothing on but a smile. I looked at her and that was getting her cold drink. But it's too late.
She already been moved. Fished. Right there in front of the shock absorbers. He ain't blue.
Look at that. Look at that. Just in the blue too. Oh yeah they call him the streak.
Look at that. That's the turn he uncheek. Look at that. That's always making the news.
Wearing just his tennis shoes. Guess he could call him unique. Oh yeah they call him the streak. Look at that.
That's the thing on two feet. Look at that. That's as brown as can be. Of his anatomy.
He's going to give us a peek. Once again your action news reporter in the booth. At the gym covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me sir.
Did you see what happened? Yeah. Then half time. I was just going down there to get endless no-co.
Here he comes. Right out of the cheap seats. Dribbling. Right down the middle of the court.
Didn't have nothing on but his kids. Made a hook shot. Got out through the concession stand. And I hollered up it as well.
I said no look at him. That's too late. She'd already gotten a free shot. Grain stand.
Right there in front of the whole team. Oh yeah they call him the streak. Look at that. That's the thing on two feet.
Look at that. That's as brown as can be. Of his anatomy. He's going to give us a peek.
Here he comes again. Look at that. Can't you close the hole? Where you go?
Oh yes they call in the streak. They can sit here again. Look at that. That's the journey out of the streak.
Say it like so. That's the way they give the news. Wearing just his attention. Oh no.
Oh yes they call in the streak. Oh yes they call in the streak. That was this guy's favorite song in 1974. Right here.
It was kind of the year of the streak. It was. People were streaking. Yeah.
I loved it. I wanted the streak. I did streak. I did.
I did. house. Oh, outside. Oh my gosh.
I thought you were going to say you did it at like your high school for no game or something. No, my my infatuation with a being naked in public didn't really last beyond the age of like 10. Yeah, but I was right on it. I was like kind of wild.
Yeah, I think you were bringing up this song and streaking recently. And then I was like, wow, that's something I haven't thought about in like over half my lifetime. It's you know, when I was a kid, it felt like you were sitting around with your family. Maybe the World Series is on the TV, right?
And I see, you know, the announcers are kind of freaking out and you see someone who's like jumped over the the divider thing or whatever from their seat onto the field and their naked and they're running across nothing that happened at the World Series. Maybe, but I'm just saying you're watching like a game with your family. Also, you remember that? Because I mean, this was seven.
Yeah, I thought you were born in 77. Well, I don't think the streaking only happened in 74. Yeah, going. Yeah.
Yeah. But then it's like, Oh, what happened to that? You know, that thing where someone would run across like mostly games, like sports games. Yeah.
I'm a huge fan of streaking. And I think that we should bring it back. I'm not going to do it, but go do it, you know, and take off your clothes and go run across that field. You know, I think it's great.
When, when, or wait, is it bad? Maybe I'm just had this realization that maybe streaking is like, it's not okay now because, well, because people would say it's like, you know, violating them. I don't know, like they would feel when we were in LA. I remember there was a naked bike ride in LA.
Yeah, I remember that. No, they was no, they was no, it was naked. Was a naked by my street. Yeah, they did.
They were really close to your house. I was in the car with the kids and I kind of chased the bike ride. There was a lot of people. It was like, it seemed like over 100 people naked on bikes going down Silver Lake Boulevard.
It can also be a form of protest, right? It's like nudity protest. What were they protesting? I don't know.
I think the one thing I loved about streaking when I was a kid was it just seemed like freedom. Freedom. You know, there's that beautiful window of time. It's true.
You know, when you're little before everything gets sexualized and gross, you know, I just mean that not that sex is gross. I just mean that when you're little, there is that freedom of your body, you know, where you're just like, I'm naked and it feels great. Like, you know, when you're little and you can take your kid to the beach and there's always some assholes like put your bathing suit on your kid, but you want to just also embrace that like little tiny window where they can just be free and it's not gross. And you're like, come on, just, they just want to like sit in the sand and nude and build a sand castle.
It's true. This is triggering memories. They didn't call him play dates in the 70s when he went over to somebody's house. He just went over to somebody's house.
He just showed up. And I have this, you know, there was some agreement made and then he'd be kind of dropped off there. And I remember I had a friend who he really wanted to be naked and he was running around naked and he had this like plastic slide in the room. He's like going up and down the slide.
And then his mom came in and like spanked him. Like he got in trouble, naked. And I was like, wow, getting in trouble while naked. Just like, you know, I as we're talking about this and I'm talking about here when you're little and you can have your kid at the beach, maybe they're naked and you're talking about your friend, but there's who got spanked.
I'm remembering now when I was 18. This is cultural. You know, Americans are so uptight about, I mean, we think we're radically progressive while also straddling such crude values. I mean, you know, like, why would he get spanked for going down the slide?
He might have done something else. Well, I just mean, though, that I went to Germany, they have so many nude beaches. Well, yes, of course, that's what I'm saying is it's cultural. My whole point is that there's a lot of shame involved with nudity here because of religion.
I was on tour. One of the first tours I did in Germany. This is great. We were driving down the road and down the highway, the Autobahn.
Yeah, bad. Many times. And there was a semi-pulter the side of the road, oh, Laurie. And there was a big, there was a big grassy hill and there was a trucker absolutely naked, spread-eagled on the hill.
And it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. It was just like this naked-ass trucker. Yeah. And just like a star, you know, like a big fish.
Yeah, starfish. Just like a pale starfish right on the side of the hillside off the highway. I was like, it's different here. Yeah, for sure.
I mean, like I said, I was 18. I was in Germany. And with my friend, she wanted to go to a nude beach in Lubeck, I think. It was up on the Baltic.
And I was like, what do you mean? We're like, we're going to take off our clothes on a beach, like all of our clothing. And she just looked at me like I was nuts, you know, because again, I came from America, right? Like I'm saying, people are so uptight and they're just like, it's dirty or they're sex or you know, there's so much weird stuff about it.
And so we go to this beach and yes, everyone was straight up nude because it was a nude beach. It was so normal. It was a beach. It was not a nude beach.
No, it wasn't a new beach. Yeah, it was a new beach because there was the regular beach there too, which was like adjacent to it. And that one was just topless. The regular beach was topless bottoms beach.
Yeah, but this one was specifically a nude beach. And but listen, we were we had a blanket out. We were next to a family, you know, that had all ages and they were just naked. There was like a little boy that dad was reading the paper, you know, old people, they have their picnic out, they're eating.
I it was, it was good for me to see, you know, when I don't know just learning and seeing shit that's not in my world and cracker crumbs in your pubes. Yeah, some cheddar cheese or some gouda. Some gouda with a delicious mustard, maybe spread on it. I don't know.
You guys, it's so much gouda when I was in Germany. I actually brought some back in my suitcase, but that's good. That's Dutch. That's a difference.
Oh, I don't know. I thought it was gooda as well. But then Tina, your lovely solo tour booking agent Tina said that she went there and it was gouda. Gouda.
Gouda. Gouda. Gouda. Gouda.
Gouda. Gouda. Gouda. What's that?
That's the end of the show. Are you serious? We already yapped about nudity for 15, 10 minutes? Okay, we can talk.
I could talk nudity all day, everyone. It's the end of mini music Monday from Raw impressions. Thank you for listening.