EPISODE · Oct 12, 2018 · 10 MIN
Minisode 12: Before And After - Never Too Young To Die (1986)
from Please Make This · host Machine Culture
Spencer and Hobert sit down with B-Movie Master Justin Fiocca and some film-pals to be introduced to the Jame-Bond-Lite John Stamos vehicle Never Too Young To Die. This movie’s got it all: bad acting, inexplicable twists, boring action scenes, weird sex scenes, and more stereotypes than you can shake pointy metal finger at. John Stamos stars as Lance Stargrove, a junior spy with a dead dad (George Lazenby), a quirky best friend (Peter Kwong), a partner/girlfriend he seemingly inherits (Vanity), and a nemesis (Gene Simmons) with a very convoluted scheme. Will Stargrove make his daddy proud? Or will LA get poisoned or something?
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Spencer and Hobert sit down with B-Movie Master Justin Fiocca and some film-pals to be introduced to the Jame-Bond-Lite John Stamos vehicle Never Too Young To Die. This movie’s got it all: bad acting, inexplicable twists, boring action scenes, weird sex scenes, and more stereotypes than you can shake pointy metal finger at. John Stamos stars as Lance Stargrove, a junior spy with a dead dad (George Lazenby), a quirky best friend (Peter Kwong), a partner/girlfriend he seemingly inherits (Vanity...
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Minisode 12: Before And After - Never Too Young To Die (1986)
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