Minisode 88: Script Rippers!!! (Jurassic World: Dominion)

In this PMT Miniseries, Hobert and Mike sit down to tear apart a movie they didn’t like so they can put it back together. They’re not script doctors, they’re script butchers. In this episode they hold up their hands dramatically and try to tame Jurassic World: Dominion. Can the Dino-boys fix Colin Trevorrow’s Jurassic Park sequel that desperately wants to be a Star Wars sequel? Well, no, of course not, this movie’s already been made, that’s not how this show works. Instead, they just imagine a better movie where all the JP characters come together to hunt dinosaurs and everyone dies at the end to guarantee there’s no chance of another sequel.