(Minisode) The True Meaning of Yeerksmas

Happy Holidays, everyone! We will be back with Book 7 in the new year. We couldn’t not get you nothing… there was probably a less negative way to say that. Anyway here’s a little gift from us to you. Stay warm, fellow Anidorks! <3 <3 <3@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to [email protected] episodes every Wednesday!!!Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!”Lyrics:Joy to the worldThe Yeerks are here!May they infect your ear!May every head prepare them room,And heaven and nature sings (etc)Go to the mall with ax in morphTo caffeinate the boyLet cinnabon prepared him foodExperience the taste (etc)Resident freak Tobias isStuck Living as a hawkMay Jake prepare a tiny bedAnd little pants to wear and little pants to wear (etc)Rachel the warrior princessThat girl won't hesitateTo rip the limbs from Hork-BajirShe's a f-ing bear cause she's a f-ing… (etc)Cassie will use her morphing giftTo save endangered speciesWe'd like to hear moreAbout how this will workBut she gives a smile (etc)Marco is watching lettermanHe should just go to sleepHe pretends to beA real journalistAt bigsexynews.org (etc)Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to [email protected]! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!