Minority Report & Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

As a way of saying thanks to the fans - and because there really isn't any reason to spend a whole episode talking about Goldmember - we've got a double feature for you this week. First up, the amuse-bouche is a quick peek at Cruise's 'sneeze and you'll miss it' cameo in Austin Powers' third outing, before getting to the main course of Cruise's first de facto pairing with Steven Spielberg in Minority Report. Is this a bona fide Philip K Dick classic or just a good, post-Matrix sci-fi film? We've got the answers, depending on how you look at it, as well as the most convoluted Cruisiverse yet. Music is Mission: Improbable by Dorian Kelly; artwork is by Laura Highton; contact details are at the end of the episode.