MJ Morning Show, Mon., 1/26/26: What Are 'Future Fakers' When It Comes To Dating? Also, What's The Most Commonly Stolen Stuff From Hotels?

On today's MJ Morning Show:A major bank warning regarding aliens/UFOsStates where you're most likely to get attacked by an animalMorons in the newsLegos CrocsA.I. slop alertMost commonly stolen crap from hotelsMatchup for the 'big game'Something that upsets FesterMJ's birthday weekend... pizza, movies'Shut the hell up'... who said that?'Let's get physical'... who sang that? (in this case, not Olivia Newton-John)Gasparilla kids' paradeThe guy who climbed the building on Netflix did it, didn't get paid muchPolice speed laser on MJ's ride-alongWhat is it that ticks-off bartenders"High January"Wine event at Sheraton Sand Key"Future Fakers"... We took callsA car crashed into Detroit airportMedical cannabis testing positive for pesticidesFlights cancelled at Tampa InternationalDear Abby: complaint about husband following scantily clad women on InstagramDoorDash post receives backlashFormer Olympian Wedding arrestedSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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On today's MJ Morning Show:A major bank warning regarding aliens/UFOsStates where you're most likely to get attacked by an animalMorons in the newsLegos CrocsA.I. slop alertMost commonly stolen crap from hotelsMatchup for the 'big game'Something that upsets FesterMJ's birthday weekend... pizza, movies'Shut the hell up'... who said that?'Let's get physical'... who sang that? (in this case, not Olivia Newton-John)Gasparilla kids' paradeThe guy who climbed the building on Netflix did it, didn't get paid muchPolice speed laser on MJ's ride-alongWhat is it that ticks-off bartenders"High January"Wine event at Sheraton Sand Key"Future Fakers"... We took callsA car crashed into Detroit airportMedical cannabis testing positive for pesticidesFlights cancelled at Tampa InternationalDear Abby: complaint about husband following scantily clad women on InstagramDoorDash post receives backlashFormer Olympian Wedding arrested See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.