MJ Morning Show, Tues., 5/19/26: How Many U-Hauls Get Stolen? Really?

On today's MJ Morning Show:We survived the May 18th asteroidPizza Hut... old school styleApplebee's all you can eat appsMorons in the newsDent in Chloe's vehicleHow many UHauls are bieng stolen?American hantavirus victims... what are they being fed while in at University of NebraskaHow much does Chick-fil-A leave on the table being closed on Sunday?Tribute bandsGas pricesSwatch mayhemReddit 'missed connections' at a Rays gameWoman hit by a foul ball while making videoKC Chiefs heiress has 14 hot bridesmadesMcDonald's french-fry-licking employee twist on the storyMJ is distraught-the band Aqua is splitting upMilitary jet crash at air show in UtahRoad rage storyNaked guy rips floodlight and camera off neighbor's houseDoes asteroid spotting need improvement?TSA allows rotisserie chicken in carry-onKelce storyGuy jumped into primate enclosure in a zooBabysitter Julie disappearedApple 'high-alert' scamA Karen wants a refund at a drive-thru while the Burger King is on fire"Bullship"Aura ring for dogsLobby paintng update... why was it done so badly?Small plane from Bahamas to Florida rescued off the coast... now, one passenger has been arrestedA guy being treated for stab wounds had glass pipe, lighter, cocaine up the exit routeWhy were Meta employees told to work from homeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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On today's MJ Morning Show:We survived the May 18th asteroidPizza Hut... old school styleApplebee's all you can eat appsMorons in the newsDent in Chloe's vehicleHow many UHauls are bieng stolen?American hantavirus victims... what are they being fed while in at University of NebraskaHow much does Chick-fil-A leave on the table being closed on Sunday?Tribute bandsGas pricesSwatch mayhemReddit 'missed connections' at a Rays gameWoman hit by a foul ball while making videoKC Chiefs heiress has 14 hot bridesmadesMcDonald's french-fry-licking employee twist on the storyMJ is distraught-the band Aqua is splitting upMilitary jet crash at air show in UtahRoad rage storyNaked guy rips floodlight and camera off neighbor's houseDoes asteroid spotting need improvement?TSA allows rotisserie chicken in carry-onKelce storyGuy jumped into primate enclosure in a zooBabysitter Julie disappearedApple 'high-alert' scamA Karen wants a refund at a drive-thru while the Burger King is on fire"Bullship"Aura ring for dogsLobby paintng update... why was it done so badly?Small plane from Bahamas to Florida rescued off the coast... now, one passenger has been arrestedA guy being treated for stab wounds had glass pipe, lighter, cocaine up the exit routeWhy were Meta employees told to work from home See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.