万圣节冷笑话大全

万圣节冷笑话大全，你都能get到笑点吗？Q: What's mummy's favorite music?A: Rap music! (wrap)Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?A: Spooketi. (spaghetti)Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?A: Hope it’s Halloween!!Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?A: His heart wasn’t in it.Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?A: A plumpkin. (plump pumpkin)Q: What room does a ghost not need?A: A living room!Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?A: Because you can see right through them!Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?A: I scream! (ice cream)Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?A: Booberries! (boo blueberries)