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Mar 31, 2025 12 min

Mon. 03/31: Torpedoes, Turds, & Third Terms

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From baseball bats built like missiles to precinct pranks gone full psycho, today’s Top 5 is a chaos buffet. We’re talking Yankees going nuclear at the plate, a Jersey police chief running the world’s grossest HR department, Trump flirting with a third term (again), submarines full of cocaine, and a massive earthquake rocking an already unstable Myanmar. It’s politics, sports, crime, and cocaine—with your daily dose of side-eye.

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From baseball bats built like missiles to precinct pranks gone full psycho, today’s Top 5 is a chaos buffet. We’re talking Yankees going nuclear at the plate, a Jersey police chief running the world’s grossest HR department, Trump flirting with a third term (again), submarines full of cocaine, and a massive earthquake rocking an already unstable Myanmar. It’s politics, sports, crime, and cocaine—with your daily dose of side-eye. Support Top 5 at Five Links: Trump signs executive order requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote in federal elections Trump says he ‘couldn’t care less’ if foreign automakers raise prices due to tariffs How a devastating natural disaster has been made worse by Myanmar’s brutal civil war | | The Guardian "Narco sub" loaded with 6.5 tons of cocaine seized in Atlantic Ocean with help from DEA, Portugal police say - CBS News Torpedo-shaped bats draw eyes after Yankees record homers | AP News NJ Police Chief Accused of Pooping on Floor, Spiking Cops' Coffee With Viagra

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Mon. 03/31: Torpedoes, Turds, & Third Terms

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  1. 0:00 Intro
  2. 0:21 Third Term Energy & Greenland Martinis
  3. 5:03 Quake in Myanmar
  4. 6:21 Submarines & Snow
  5. 7:47 Torpedo Bats & Bronx Bombs
  6. 9:41 Precinct or Prank Show?
  7. 11:19 Outro

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