Monday, May 11th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

*Timestamps are approximate* TIME TOPIC 0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -0:01 EMAIL: Came across one-woman massage parlor that will worship an ass0:20 EMAIL: Stopped at BK, fries are new and delicious0:24 Ronald McDonald singing the National Anthem0:27 Look back on guy who was rushed onto live TV by mistake0:30   NEWS0:30 Plane hit trespasser on runway during takeoff0:38 Cruise ship evacuations underway after deadly virus outbreak0:42 Cruise where 100 people have come down with norovirus0:45 Teenager walked away from crash that split her car in two0:48 Accident left motorcycle hanging from a streetlight0:49 People are going into gym, busting off locks to steals wallets0:53 Gym introduced modesty dress code1:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -1:01   CELEBRITY DIRT1:01 NBA and NHL playoff update1:03 NFL schedule to be released soon/Yahoo's Super Bowl matchup predictions1:03 Update on Mike Vrabel scandal1:08 Kevin Hart roast1:11 Marathon runner thought she signed up for a half marathon, accidentally signed up for a full1:15 Vince Neil's company is suing Scottsdale for plane crash that killed his pilot1:18 Kevin Bacon was attacked by bees1:22 Mattt Damon and Ben Affleck sued1:27 Britney posts picture with a snake, shares first statement since rehab1:28 Contestant on Price is Right won biggest prize in show history1:31 Guy who cuts Kim Kardashian's hair charges $200K fee1:36   - - - AD MARKER - - -1:36 Married guy on Grinder was beaten and robbed1:44 Guy accused of exposing himself at a park1:48 Police searching for a guy who was jerking on a subway1:50 Video of fast food employee putting fries in mouth, then box for customer1:55 Guy went to Vietnamese restaurant because it has a naughty sounding name2:02 Foreskin reconstruction2:20   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY2:20 Update an the criminal who pooped diamonds2:24   - - - AD MARKER - - -2:24 Hikers body found, likely to victim of a bear attack2:32 Some hikers confirmed dead, others missing after volcano erupted2:34 Man attacked after confronting people who were breaking into neighbor's house2:44 Kid playing Senior Assassin game mistaken for real gunman2:47 Guy found a large amount of money in a bathroom, returned it2:53   - - - AD MARKER - - -2:53   NEWS2:53 Woman got tattoo from someone found on social media, it nearly killed her2:59 Owner of restaurant called and harassed teen over job she never applied for3:05   - - - AD MARKER - - -3:05 Temporary alcohol ban in Bahamas3:09 Hospital suspends surgeries because of an ant problem3:11 Zoo with multiple babies born3:15   - - - AD MARKER - - -3:15   TALES FROM THE KREMLIN3:15 Guys are doing something strange to their ears   END OF SHOWSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.