EPISODE · Jul 21, 2026 · 4 MIN

MONKS ACCIDENTALLY INVENT DOOM METAL

from The hAIstoric Phonograph — irreverent dispatches from a history that never quite happened. · host Ayọ̀mídé "Whistle-Mouth" Adébáyọ̀

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