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EPISODE · Feb 28, 2018 · 1H 4M

Monster Hunter Lore

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Lore Boys are back with some fresh hot lore for ya. This week we're talking about Monster Hunter and the world before World, if you know what I mean. This is a spoiler-free lore cast about the world of monsters before people -- the real monsters -- show up.We find out that all dragons are teenagers. We ask what the conversion is of horses to dragons. We talk about the rarest of resources -- those located in the butthole -- and we meet some old boys who show us a kidney stone on a stick.For anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you've ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.We've built a dragonator as thanks to Eric Skiff for the use of his theme song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show's theme. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lore Boys are back with some fresh hot lore for ya. This week we're talking about Monster Hunter and the world before World, if you know what I mean. This is a spoiler-free lore cast about the world of monsters before people -- the real monsters -- show up.We find out that all dragons are teenagers. We ask what the conversion is of horses to dragons. We talk about the rarest of resources -- those located in the butthole -- and we meet some old boys who show us a kidney stone on a stick.For anyone looking to help out the show make sure to follow us and leave a review on iTunes and across all our social media, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Also check us out on twitch if you've ever wanted to see us play the games we talk about.We've built a dragonator as thanks to Eric Skiff for the use of his theme song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show's theme. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Exactly. We're talking about nerd shit. Yeah, we're going to talk football. I'm going to get to it.

Hey there, it's your boy James Miller. I'm coming back here with a lord voice to my left is Peter and to my right. It's Ethan. Hey.

Hey. It's so much for the energy. Hey Jeremy. Hey James.

So today I want to talk about something with a bunch of little dinosaurs in land before time. Nice. Nice. I wanted a quick note here.

I do want to apologize to everybody. All of our listeners. The artwork is not up at time of recording. I'm going to talk about the time you hear this artwork for our neckwear episode or our bow tech episode.

We'll be up on WordPress. I had a very challenging week with like about 50 million different things going on and I did not have the emotional endurance to finish the art. It started and I'm three of all of it. He's been adequately reprimanded.

So don't worry about it. Yeah. Thank you, sir. He is still wearing his chastity belt.

Oh, yeah. My dad hurts so much. We forced him to brand the artwork into his skin before releasing. Yeah, yeah.

So actually the artwork this week, I posted something that I drew by hand. It was, I drew it down on paper and then we used like a die cutter laser to actually cut through the paper into my stomach. It is. I used like a slightly sharp rusty spoon.

Yeah, yeah. To flatten it out. Anyway, so the artwork for this one will go up here and then the artwork for last week will be up on time. You hear this and again, I'd imagine if it's already listening to this, who will listen to this, are going to be future folk anyway.

So this will be irrelevant by the time you get. I just wanted to say sorry. Yeah. You, dear.

I cannot hear the word future and not do it. It takes like a great amount of effort for me to not do that Squidward bit where you're at 10,000 years in the future. I didn't even know. But that was it.

Oh, and also thank you all very much. We had 2,000 downloads two weeks ago or something. That's it. It took five months for 1,000 two months for the 2,000.

I mean, it's in a month. We'll be at 3,000. You know what? Maybe.

Maybe a billion. Yeah, maybe a billion. That's it. Who can tell?

One thing I can tell you is about Monster Hunter. I've been researching it. I've been playing Monster Hunter Worlds. I have about 60 hours into the series, which is small compared to a lot of people.

Normal people. Yeah. But this is the first Monster Hunter game that has brought the masses into the franchise. Because there's already been around 70 games of Monster Hunter 70 between, yeah, between English, Japanese only releases and Monster Hunter Online, which is a China only.

Okay. The majority are in Japan. I think there's only 30 of them where release here, but on PSP, on the PlayStation, on everything. I know there's a bunch of 3DS ones.

Yeah. Yeah. And they're really good, but this is the first one that captured the masses. It was a cult following before.

Because you were playing before we got here and you were playing about matchmaking a bit. And I almost said, I don't think they were ready for the success in North America that this one happened. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know how they missed that.

I'm always astounded by companies who fuck up their servers, where they're just like, well, we're just going to make an international release on the best-selling home video we've been calling the generation before we go wrong. I'll run the server for my house. Yeah. I'll run the server for my house.

E3 as well. Yeah. I got a lot of people at. Yeah.

Anyone else joins and you have to kick those people and wait for it to be open to the other people as you join. I need help, not from you. Yeah. No, if you're playing a quest mission, even if you're both at the same part and sorry, you have to enter the mission, play the cutscene when you need the monster, and then back out and rejoin together.

Because you can't and like Succina cutscene you can't join a friend. So you have to try it once at least on your own before you can do it with people, which doesn't feel good. Okay. Because they're having how difficult the encounters are.

It gets obviously designed for four people to be taking on monsters, but they make you do it solo the first time. That's, Japanese online is weird. So I brought it up last week, and then I've been playing so much this week because it's really helping me detox off Warframe. Neo, same thing.

So it's got similar co-op to Dark Souls where you can send friends or yeah, well, I just want to accept they have to finish the level and beat the boss. So you can only bring in people who finish the fight themselves already. So it's very much a big dick game. It's janky Monster Hunter, but it works.

I've never had to play with a friend and not be able to get them. We just have to do a couple of things to make it work. Okay. You have to do your fucking Rain Dance.

Yeah. The first time I tried to join, I was on stream actually and I think it took me like 45 minutes before we figured out how to actually. Oh, she's just great, yeah. Great streams.

Yeah, exactly. You should have checked out the Lord Boys. It's much better now. It's much better now, but like a really nice armor set and I'm fighting some of the harder wins in game.

Yeah. You look fucking cool when I walk to your ads going well. Oh, shit. I totally forgot to mention it's super quick.

There's a website called myabandonwear.com. Okay. the Mac Warrior games are free to legally download off my abandonware. Oh, yeah?

Because the companies that made those games no longer exist. So no one owns the rights. So I downloaded Mac Warrior 4 Mercenaries, which is the most recent one, which I mentioned with Drinkhead Com. That's out.

Go download it. Just disable your antivirus, but it works as soon as you download. I bet you there's a lot of games like that that are even like on Steam that they don't necessarily only cooperate to. They just choose to sell to you for whatever reason.

It's awesome. Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to derail it to that. But yeah, check out my ban.

That's it. That's interesting and good. So everybody listening, make sure to send to your $2. You owe him.

Yeah, well, be honest, you owe him $2. I always wear my Warrior game pretty good. Yeah, not too bad. I'll just wear your first mercenaries.

I'll give a little header. Just, you know, if you do play the game or plan on playing the game, I'm not going to mention anything that will ruin Monster Hunter Online for you or Monster Hunter World's rather, only enhance the game or any of the games. What I'm talking about today happens before all 70 of the games. So this is stuff that it just helps you give context of the world without actually spoiling.

I know we're doing it actually about lower. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, no, James will be hosting the next 48 episodes. Well, no, it's not. We're leading up to Monster Hunter World.

Yeah, we're leading up to the first game. Yeah. Exactly. So I'll just describe the gameplay for anyone who has played Monster Hunter.

The gameplay is basically you have to cleanse something that is much more powerful than you. And you can use a variety of weapons. All women. So it's really tough to beat one of these monsters on your own.

And these encounters usually can take from 20 to 30 minutes. Also, the monster could usually one shot you with certain moves at. So it's very tough long fights, but they're rewarding. You actually feel like it's a state of joyful stress for 20 minutes with a big hit dopamine.

Yeah. It's long and hard, but you feel good at the end. Yeah, exactly. But I mean, that's the same as when you play like Soul or Neo.

It's like, it's funny. So like, why don't you play? You were fighting Nergigante for like 15 minutes and got hit once. So watching someone who's good at it.

It's also really cool because you only got hit once. Otherwise, it's like this ballet between a spiky tiger dragon and a man and spiky armor. That's fun. And the cool part too is I played with the lego gun, which is a good early player to learn how to play the game because you can kind of keep it a range and learn the movesets.

But there's a ton of weapons. There's something called the gun lance, which is like a lance going in poke. But then you can also like it's a shotgun if you want it to be. That's also completely different place out with a shield.

So you can block. And then you can sort of sword and shield. There's also this axe. This axe is also a sword that switches back and forth depending on your situation.

There's this heavy bow gun that if you press circle on playstation, it just turns into like a Gatling gun. You kind of fall and look and you can't jump around, but you're doing so much damage out of it. I will say realistically you're naming all these weapon combinations. Sword and axe has to be the most redundant one of them.

Yeah, like it's a lance, but it's also a gun. It's like a max and a sword. It's very trick weapon. You kind of like from the blood work.

Yeah. It's really cool. And I've explored a couple other like dual blades is really cool. I think it's very quickly and moving in and out of battle really quick.

But you don't have an ability to block. All to say there, I think there's like 12 different weapon types. I don't see the insect wave where you get a bug buddy. Yeah.

You have a companion that's a bug that also like gives buffs to your party while also attacking. There's a I think a Bard. Oh, I've heard about this. The Warhorn.

Yeah. Nobody uses it. But like if you get like one good Bard, you guys can become unstoppable. Yeah.

Yeah. It's awesome. I had the first one fighting your guns a couple days ago and the boss that he gives you are so strong, but his damage up was not great. So you have to have a good team if you play.

Yeah. Well, you got to protect your Bard. Yeah. Same thing.

Like she can buff you until you're basically unstoppable. God, but is mad squishy. Yeah. So that this kind of gives you a picture you've never played against before.

It's hunting things to destroy them and then break them down to wear them as your armor or build weapons out of them. So you fight monsters, beat them, use their stuff to fight hard to monsters, beat them to fight hard to monsters. And it goes like that. It's kind of grindy, but it's really fun.

It's quest for the best hat. Exactly. Exactly. So what are we talking about today?

We are going to talk about monster hunter. Not fucking monster hunter hunter. It's over watch again. Sorry.

Get pumped. Yeah. Like I was talking about it and then switching the monster. No, there's Peril that would have fucked me up with that.

Because I wouldn't have fucking been that way in that Michael bat novel. Yeah, we're gonna jump gold boots lap, then we're gonna jump. The ancient civilization before any monster. There's a robot there's a robot no robots.

No robots, no robots. Okay. I saw half a Bible wine. I was willing to just go down.

It's just. But I'll do a playing at home. No ancient robots. We're showing on drink.

Yeah. I like it like aliens like whether there is or it's not. Yeah. Yeah.

At every mention of ancient robots. I was trying to get an ancient civilization. These are the humans of the distantest past. And we learned about them through the ruins they've left behind that they were really fond of powers, really fond of.

Oh, me too. The towers they built were quite morbid though. I'll tell you why in a little bit. Mine too.

Those are my favorite towers. Exactly. So the ancient civilization that's what we're interested in. I'll probably call it Referemacy Ancients or Humans of the Past.

Or boys. I don't know how I'm going to follow that. Yeah. We just call them old boys.

We call them old boys. Yeah. B-O-I-S. So the old boys, they left a bunch of ruins.

The reason we know about this is the monster country's guild uncovered a lot of these ruins. And you want to know what those are? The monster hunter guild? That's the governing body of hunters and of everything in the monster hunter world.

They're the people. Their goal is not to kill all the monsters, but to strike a balance between monsters and humans. So you're like a dinosaur hunting human. Oh my god.

This sounds like apologists bullshit on the planet. No, no, no. We're just trying to control them. We're just trying to make sure there's a balance here.

There's a good balance when there's one monster and everybody else with people. Yeah. We got one dinosaur using the cage. It's fine.

Yeah. You say that. But the ancient civilization, their intent was a lot worse. They just wanted to kill everything.

Okay. They just wanted to do some dark fucking shit. But their uppins did come? They considered it not just people.

Yeah. They're not the race. They're the ancient race. They're not boys.

They're old boys. I was like, we've got to kill everything. And then when they looked out on the lands with no more worlds to conquer, they were like, I suppose we'll kill each other. Yeah.

Yeah. So they uncovered a lot of the long forgotten. Like the monster guild found a lot of long forgotten weapons and schematics through these ruins. They're president Lara Croft.

Yeah. Yeah. The ancient civilization also is worth mentioning. They were way more advanced than the principalizations.

Oh, we're kind of like, yeah. I'm going to finish this drink. Yeah. Yeah.

That's it. That's how it goes. That's how it goes. I'm thinking nice little gold.

Yeah. Everybody home, take a gold. Yeah. Exactly.

If you're keeping up, if you're keeping Jeremy, I know you're fucking keeping up. So they found a bunch of these schematics. One of these schematics they found was something called the Dragonator. Do you guys know what the Dragonator is?

Nope. But I saw it in a flash cartoon where the white beard was like, all right, they don't hurt my Dragonator. He was a man, but he was also a Dragon. No.

Was he a Dragon set back in the future to kill the protagonist, huh? No. But you guys, yes. Let me, so much better.

How can I describe this is? I think it's like an old computer used to like power this thing and in the front, there's a hole with something that looks like a spear that comes out and when you pull the lever, but the spear doesn't have it like just one point. It has like so many jagged edges on it. Kind of like a kidney stone on a stick.

Can I just jump in right now? When you said Dragonator, this is not it. Oh, what I was imagining. Yeah.

I was just trying to drink a box with a pointy thing. Yeah. So this can be housing like ships. This can be housing different from you guys and stuff.

And it's basically like when you see it, it's going to be a hole with a lever above it. And you get that lever, you lure whatever your vibrate, right? Sorry. A hole with a lever above?

What's the lever? Oh, I'll let you guys know later. Pull it with more decks. Yeah.

Is that what a clitoris is? Yeah, basically. It's the lever above the hole. Oh my god.

No, it's our 20 of the lore ladies out there. Let me get back to her. Sex ed with the lore boys here. Yeah.

So yeah, the Dragonator is just, you get someone close, you pull the lever and it just sticks out and spins and wrecks them. And it's usually like a two minute cool down on this. So when you're fighting like big monsters, they'll say the Dragonator's ready and then you go up, lure it to the right spot, pull the lever, it does a bunch of damage and it'll like break parts and stuff on them too, which is really useful. Okay.

It's like a harpoon, but it's lodged within its home. It comes out, spins, goes back in its home. Yeah, it seems like a farm harpoon kind of like machined. It's a drill.

It's a drill. Yeah. It's a drill with like a kiddin stone in the end. Ooh.

Yeah. I'm into it. Yeah. Exactly.

That's my thing. Yeah. So they also learn from the ancients secrets about the elder dragons. Okay.

So the elder dragons are like other monsters, but they're older, more powerful and they don't always need to follow the same rules as other monsters. They can live in more individual places. I think their elements can be a little bit different, although I'm not 100% sure on this being somebody who just jumped into the 71st game. I'm not 100% sure, but I know that's probably three or four of them and they're all really, really tough.

I tried to fight Teostra, which is Fireboy. He's like, well, he's a lion one. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is too, I need a tear my suit, but watch your issues.

Yeah. Teostra. Yeah. I'd love to see like, in a volcano, like just a big giant cake with a bunch of dudes just like me stuck into it.

Uh, no. Or not to just hit it, but it just reformed. Yeah. So the age of civilization were well-known for using monsters for their own names without really caring about the monsters.

Okay. They were just like weirdly good guys, they're the bad guys like that. Do the monsters really think, I think they do. Do monsters do so.

They are shown to have emotions. They're shown to have emotions. They're shown to, they're closer to nature, but they definitely have emotions and we can't really comprehend how they think, but they do think that they interact with you. Kind of like dolphins.

They're like smart and they're not like too smart. But you don't feel bad when you have to kill them where their skin is at. It's like dolphins. No, no, no, no, no.

You know what, if I don't get that aroma of dolphin in my tuna sandwich, I'd throw it away. What's the point? Yeah, exactly. I'll bring food anymore.

What? There's a great episode of the dollop about a woman that lived in a pen with a dolphin that was given LSD and she ended up giving the dolphin hand jobs. What the fuck is wrong with that? Check it out.

Check it out. Check it out. It's a Google it, Google dolphin hand jobs and with the search on that will come up. Do it work, do it work.

Yeah, ask a dolphin hand job. It will come up. It was a true experiment in the 60s or 70s. Fucked up stuff.

Oh my god. Because the dolphin ended up falling in love with this woman and when they took her away, the dolphin basically just like, does gave up and died. It was like, it was just like, it lived in five feet of water, like never deeper. They gave it a bunch of LSD and then just had it live with this woman.

Fell in love with this woman. They took the woman away. What the fuck? Yeah.

The monsters don't have emotions. Imagine that happening to you. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

That's my first relationship. That's my first relationship. We're using dolphin and all this. I'm like, I'm gonna go down.

James Dolphin Miller. Or James Dolphin Jerk Miller. Yeah. The ancients used to come up with a banana.

Starting a light of wood. It's a flip jump. OK, so the ancients, they do use monsters for bad purposes. They will enslave them.

They will kill them for their own uses, including elder dragons. At one point, multiple times, one of the ruins that survived was a massive tower built out of elder dragons called Cusha Dalarath. Cusha Dalarath. Or Dalarath.

Dalarath. No, El. Cusha Dalarath. Yeah.

So they had to kill hundreds and hundreds of Cusha D's to build this tower. Cusha Dank. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I looked up a photo of this tower, and it goes above the clouds. So they're just like maiming these monsters. They look like dragons.

They're blue dragons. I controlled the wind. I told you about the most powerful thing. I beat the monster hunter world at this point.

It controlled the winds. There's one stage in its wind fight where there's wind everywhere. And you can't move or see anything until the storm settles in your area. You can kind of shoot at them.

And the more damage you do, the more holes in the storms appear, where you're safe from the storm and not going to be slowed down. And then it's a cool fight. That's a good fight. That's a good fight.

When it's off, you see, like I said last week when I was playing it, even though I was wasted last week, we'll play. I do fully intend on buying this game. It's off. It's a hit or beat in the engine app, which is the one that looks like a T-Rex, which is for casual gamers who've never played a series.

Come in. They usually quit the game at that fight. You can breathe fire and deal with you. And it's a tough fight.

And if you're not ready for like a dark souls type tough game, this is where you're going to drop. Well, I've got souls in Neo training as well as you had slightly over level gear for where I was going to try it out. So yeah, I didn't get to where the game is. Nerga Gante was where my skill cap really started to fall through, also because she had something where he flies in the air called Die Bomb, and can one hit you no matter where you are.

And you have to roll at the perfect time, get these invincibility frames. I did beat an eventually Nambi for the podcast health. Slayed it when I walked in. So now I've upgraded my armor as well, and I'm wearing mostly his armor.

So I'm strong against Nerga. And I'm working on getting the full Nerga you got to set to fight three all the dragons. Anyway. Sorry.

So monsters in Monster Hunter have names like when you fight Nerga Gante, is that a species or are you fighting the Nerga Gante? So they always start out as I'm going to talk about one later named Sotalis. Okay. Or they start out as being individuals, but I guess they find a way to work for your game.

Okay. And they later on, there's more than one of them. Like Angenath is the name of that species of Monster, right? Yeah.

Same with, what's that one? That was the first one you sent me to fight, but it was way too easy. Great joggers. The joggers.

Yeah. There's little baby ones all around her. And there's great joggers. Yeah.

So are they not the same thing? No, I think the ultra powerful ones like Elder Dragons, only one and they find some magical way to reproduce. But there's all the smaller monsters, there's definitely more than one. Every century, like an e-Jesus dragon.

And by the time we play Monster Hunter Worlds, these monsters have been around for ages, right? Yeah. There's some that have gone extinct over time. There's some that are new.

Monster Hunter Worlds takes place in the new world. So you come to, it's very much like Jurassic Park. You arrive on this island and then you see all these mystical creatures you've never seen before. And yeah, like there's this one opening scene where you first land and it's not helping.

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to talk here. John Williams is going to come after some comrades.

Well, John Williams won't put it. Yeah. No, he handles all his affairs. You come through these patch of trees and then there's monsters like exactly that scene.

Dump, dump, dump, dump. And he's like this cool creature. I can't remember. There's some movie critic I follow who says that Jurassic Park is a mediocre Spielberg film at best.

And I'm like, you are a fucking maniac. Like I understand. I'm just like, man, you know, I was like, sure, Schindler's list is great. But like, a little bit of a Spielberg film is to call out.

Why Schindler's list is a good movie. Yeah, Dink, Lincoln. I don't think so. A bicentennial man was that him?

No. I mean, E.T. was kind of bullshit. I haven't seen it in 20 years.

It's bullshit. It's kind of bullshit. Spielberg's great. He's never had a bad movie.

I know. War of the World is a mediocre, but I'm a huge fan of the book. Anyway, he does. Senseator or Super 8.

Super 8 was JJ Abrams, who we already established has never made a good movie, but never made a bad movie. That'd be a little worse. I like your tombstone. Dude, JJ Abrams, his tombstone better just say JJ Abrams, 5.5 out of 10.

Yeah, he's going to live 55 years old. No, no, no, no. All the tombstone is like, JJ Abrams lived. And that's it.

Or die as he lived, it's just going to say, JJ Abrams lived. So these ancient people, we were seeing that they're kind of monsters. They're building giant towers out of hundreds and hundreds of dragons species. Cushad de Arad, it is like you asked, they're not just one of them.

It's a bunch of them. So mostly they killed him and slayed the monsters, but some are also trained to protect their structures. And they've also even employed some of their technology onto a couple of them. Did they even ride these things?

Not that I've seen so far. Oh yeah, there are dragon riders that I touched on in the lore, but 70 games is the luck to get through, so I don't know what. Yeah, yeah. I did see that in one of their lines.

Okay. That's not on the weekends. Yeah, it's not a crack. It's not a crack.

We all talk to 10 dragon riders. Rip, crack. So this, all of this ancient civilization comes to a head with something that they did, which was called, is labeled as the Fort Biden Act. Something that's actually the dinosaur.

And that's how humanity was born. Yeah, exactly. Oh, that's how you make people? That's why we all have tales.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I do. Yeah, I mean, I do. Every listing probably doesn't.

I've got like one of those clips, people tales that just like actually. Like Jason Alexander in the movie, Shallow Hound. Yeah. What a weird reference.

Just a good time. Yeah, yeah, a little tale. That way, that way. Jesus.

The darkest part of the ancient civilization's history was a bit of an act, and this actually started to war between ancient people and the other dragons. Oh, yeah. So, the other dragons at this point were just letting them. The dragons didn't like people fucking dinos.

No. They're like, that's fucked up. No, shut up. You would be in it.

Some dragon belt off. Yeah. So, it's dragons being lizards can accept anything. It is chilling in normal ways, right?

Like a crocodile will be. Yeah, true. They'll understand killing. They'll kill us if we weren't too interested in helping them kill the back.

But the ancient civilization did something that was beyond that. So, the ancient civilization, they created their own life forms. It's in technology and biology. They made ancient robots?

No. They really started selling like ancient robots. They didn't paint just like ancient sideboards. No, guys.

Hear me out. This is my song. They used pieces of monsters and weapons that they had combined to create horrific beasts. And the most evil part about this is to create one of these.

They also had to slaughter another. So, they were harvesting life forms from another to so together these abominations. Like, favorite and click on the second last tab there. That is...

Okay, that's why. That's so fucking good looking. That is what this is. If you look up on...

It's called the Equal Dragon Weapon. And this is a monster that looks like to be almost 50 to 100 times the size of a person. And is completely sewn together. It looks like a corpse.

It was like a cat's working. I was wondering why. It looks like a marionette. It's all sewn together and it's got strings on it.

That's fucking cool. Yeah, yeah. And this thing to stay alive it needs to keep killing. It's like...

It's like... It keeps sewn like forces up with them. It doesn't need to keep adding parts but to keep... It's life force alive fire on the inside.

It needs to just keep killing other. I have no reason to kill them. I will kill them. It's like the flesh atronox from the Elder Scrolls.

Okay, yeah. Oh, wait. They're sewn together. Corp is powered by murder.

So at first Life Form that I just showed you guys can look up. They're best described there. It's the Equal Dragon Weapon or the Wyvern Machine Soldier. And this Life Form is much more unwillingly named.

Yeah. So there's people and there's Wyvern people. There's a bunch of races that I didn't dig into too much. There is the Wyvern in Monster Hunter World that attacked me briefly when I was fighting Anginaev.

Dragon with the two wings. Yeah, that was... It might have been Rathalos. It might have been Rathalos.

It's Rathalos. No, there's a Rathian which is the ground version basically more armored T-Rex and there's the Rathalos which is flying T-Rex. It's a really normal looking dragon. It's very...

So this... I gave you the name. It's Equal Dragon Weapon or Wyvern Machine Soldier. This Life Form...

So I don't understand this unit of measurement. But they said this Life Form required 30 horses worth of dragons which comes out to hundreds of dragons. What? 30 horses worth of dragons.

Okay. Horses are very noble beasts. Yeah. So they have a very good life force.

Oh, I thought maybe it was like horse power because horse power doesn't be one horse. But it would be more horses. Horse power is like the equivalent measurement, isn't it? It's like you would need this many horses to pull this much concrete in your truck commercial sort of thing.

Yeah. Is a horse even a measurement like the amount of shit you can load onto a cart of dragon meat? Maybe. Maybe.

Like a horse would be like one wagon load pulled by one horse. And you don't need every piece of the dragon. You probably only take the power to say you can use the magic bits. Yeah.

For engine apps you got to take their flame sack right under their... Yeah, definitely. No, it's underneath. It's like a gross Adam's Apple that's flabby.

Dragons... I mean you take the scales, you take the fangs, take the tail, you would take the... The claws. The claws.

Dragon bone. You got the spikes off of your gun. Yeah. Yeah.

And then like every once in a while they have a gem for some reason. Well, magic, whatever. Yeah. Dragons loves treasure.

Yeah. So this thing was an abomination and it pissed off all the other dragons because they see that they're just creating something going completely against the laws of nature to create something. Maybe they're just jealous. They could be.

Like they're just sick, I want to be that fucking sick. Maybe like all the girl dragons were like really into this new dragon. He's all brooding shit. Yeah.

Yeah. I just need to kill this thing alive. Get me. I'm literally your string piercings hanging from the ceiling that just castled me into bones of my parents.

Do I come to my place? I don't live with my parents. What? That's so cool.

Inside your parents. All dragons are teenagers. Yeah. Yeah.

All the elder dragons are teenagers. Well elder dragon, then you get into ancient dragons right? And then that's like when it brought up. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a guy with the belt. It's like whooping the ass or something. No, it's not me.

No, it's not me. I'm just going to be jealous of some flesh abomination dragon. Yeah. So this...

You want to get fucked up. You want to get pure things? Yeah. We'll dragon.

You want to look like that. They're being harvested and killed just to keep this abomination alive like a little bit longer. I'm going to die for a reason. Yeah, yeah.

That's it. That's it. So it's messed up. So they felt like cattle and that the humans were going against normal laws of nature and they all banded together and said, you know what, we're just off this.

We're going to take out the ancient civilization. And they can the Frankenstein's monster, Mary Nedd dragon is totally going against his laws of nature. Yeah. So these were like the villagers and Mary Felix Frankenstein.

Or the ancient dragons. I didn't read it, but yeah. The villagers. But you know like the cliffhounds version of Frankenstein, right?

Yeah. They chase Frankenstein out onto the ice. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah.

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