Moonlight Over a Riot in a Parking Lot

            For tonight’s tale, we find ourselves in the parking lot of an electronic store. The reputation of the store has always been negative. Yet the discovery of animate corpses on the second floor of the premises has damaged the store’s reputation beyond repair. These corpses were animated by the pedantic psychopath known as the Turkey. He has operated unopposed for so long that the situation has festered and worsened right before the eyes of the community. The Professor, who is the acting manager of the store, is desperate to rid his store of the animate dead. Moreover, he wants to free the village from the Turkey’s relentless nonsense. But the job is too big for him alone.             In the past, the River Road crew could be counted on to help folk when they were down and out. Furthermore, they knew when to keep fools in check. However, they are nowhere to be seen. To make matters worse, the town drunk, in his capacity as a liaison to city hall, has done nothing to address the problem. So the Professor is alone.             Yet chance soon brings the Kitsune noble known as Tomisaburo to his store. He is accompanied by the mysterious Rook. The two of them intent to find the animate dead so that they can inhume them. They soon find an eager partner in the Professor, and the three of them waste no time forging a plan to eliminate the animate dead and to solve the problem of the Turkey once and for all.             Yet the plan they undertake is not going to be subtle. In fact, the three of them are fed up with the village and will do little to spare it from damage. While the River Road crew operated in the darkened back streets, the Undertakers are going to start a full-blown riot in a parking lot. Furthermore, the whole village is invited, whether they like it or not.               This tale contains body horror, violence, occult themes, and profanity. Listener discretion is advised.