🥤 Mormon Noni Juice and Having *Respectable* Diarrhea (ahem!)

Why are Mormons so crazy about MLMs? And why don't they do more research before they launch a product called "Noni Juice" before doing what I would consider "due diligence". Like a moth to the flame, Mormons can't help but recruit. It's in our DNA. I proudly stand by the fact that even at the height of my Latter-day Saint-y-ness, I never pedaled essential oils to my friends, families, neighbors or past school teachers.I apologize for the manic Baroque harpsichord music on the previous episode, which at 2x playback speed may induce an aneurysm. You didn't ask for Red Bull and Meth, but I gave it to you and I'm sorry for that.Is having a child less stressful than having a cockatoo? The jury is out, but at least children eventually grow to be adults.Recently a friend from England was in Cincinnati and was told it was "just like Philly". Like a loose stool produced from eating Cincinnati, I lost it in an undignified way.I tried to retell the Parable of the Ten Talents from the Bible, but completely lose the thread mid-explanation due to my lack of scripture study after leaving Mormonism. I promise I got the details right when I was devout but not know in the clutches of the Dark One.Mary Poppins made my husband cry for different reasons that the reasons I cried. I identify hard with Burt, who starts the movie wearing nine instruments while busking, then does chalk drawings, then cleans chimneys in his futile attempt to eek out a living as a creative in the gig economy. Everyone laughs at his performance but only one person puts a coin in: "And that's why standup comedy is so hard to make a living."King Midas: Do you know what you'd actually want if you got your wish and couldn't take it back?My Mum's new Dr. Dimentote*: Her a beautiful act of abundance and self-worth, my mother treated herself to a handmade bag "a New York Times bestseller would have". (My mum and I make up lots of nicknames. We call Dr. Joe Dispenza, "Dr. Demento", which naturally led to my calling it her "Dimen-tote" ;)I have a feeling this podcast would attract a very narrow audience of people that don't mind somebody interrupting themselves.If you liked that, click a link why don'cha?Website: https://www.leahrenee.co/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@leahreneecomedianSubstack: https://substack.com/@leahreneecomedianReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/LeahReneeComedian/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/leahreneecomedianIG: https://www.instagram.com/leahreneecomedian/LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/leahcreative/Thanks for listening! See more of Leah's stuff at leahrenee.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.