Morning 6-Pack - Are You Old Yet? Let's Find Out!

Kickstart your morning with a hilarious adventure as Haystack broadcasts live from a Slim Chickens drive-thru in Fayetteville, where he's camping out with his buddy Dustin for free food! Yep, they're not even first in line—shoutout to Karen for that prestigious title! While waiting for those crispy Slims, Haystack dives into a cheeky survey about when folks think they officially become 'old.' Turns out, Gen Z thinks 35 is the new 'over the hill'—yikes! And let’s not forget those wild fears about aging: health issues, financial woes, and apparently, a dramatic drop in, uh, romantic activities post-40. But don’t fret! Haystack’s here to lighten the mood with a ‘Morning 6-Pack’ countdown of the top signs you’re officially old, no matter your age. Spoiler alert: if you know your doctor’s name or have a pickleball injury, you might just be closer to the old folks' club than you think! Tune in for laughs, puns, and a whole lot of relatable banter that’ll have you chuckling all morning long!Takeaways: Haystack is rocking the morning show live from a Slim Chickens drive-thru, people! Did you know Gen Z thinks you're old at 35? Talk about a rude awakening! A top sign of aging? That ear hair is starting to look like a bush—yikes! If you can recall the last time the Razorbacks snagged a championship, congrats, you're officially old! Half of Gen Z fears declining health while millennials are worried about money—welcome to adulthood! If your iPhone font is larger than your dreams, it might be time to face the music!