Morning 6-Pack - Time Capsule Treasures: What'd We Put in?

Yo, guess what? We’re spillin’ the tea on America’s shiny new time capsule, which is a whopping 900 pounds of stainless steel magic set to chill in Philly ’til 2276! 🎉 Like, can you believe they got top scientists to whip this bad boy up? It’s basically a waterproof vault for all the state goodies, and Arkansas sent a diamond! 💎 But hold onto your snacks, ‘cause we’re also droppin’ our "Morning 6-Pack" list of the top six things that should totally join the time capsule. Spoiler alert: Taco Bell’s cheesy gordita crunch is making the cut (and it’s gonna be perfect in 250 years, trust me)! And don’t forget about Axe body spray—gotta leave something for those future douchers, right? 😂 So, buckle up and let’s dive into some giggles and wild ideas!Takeaways:America's new time capsule is a 900-pound stainless steel cylinder buried for 250 years!Each state sent something wild to represent them, like Arkansas's diamond and California's AI prediction!Forget digital tech, we're burying a huge metal box! Future peeps will be like, 'Whaaaat?!'Top six things for the time capsule: a bag of bags, a cheesy gordita crunch, and Axe body spray!In 250 years, future folks will totally appreciate crocs as the new American symbol!We've got to save some Axe body spray for future generations of clueless dudes!