Morning Crankers: Wigs, Needles & Turbulence—Oh My!

In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield's poverty rate is dropping (finally some good news!), but turbulence takes a brutal turn as five passengers are injured on a flight to Houston. Meanwhile, India’s booming wig and extension market is making waves, a smuggler tries (and fails) to hide contraband under a wig, and a Texas teacher gets suspended after letting students tattoo each other—with the same needle. You can't make this stuff up! Buckle up for a hilarious ride through the absurdity of the world today.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.