Moron Monday: Couple Arrested For Sex In Illegally Parked Car At Police Station

Sometimes you gotta spice up your sex-life and try new locations.... just make sure, if it's the car 1. you're not illegally parked and 2. IT'S NOT A POLICE STATION!! #MoronMondayPolice in a suburb of Detroit had a pretty odd arrest this weekend, when a couple decided the best place to heat things up was in a police parking lot. Just to make sure they didn't look even more suspicious, they parked illegally with a spot marked for "municipal parking only". WHAT?! I mean... that's dumb on MANY levels! Why not a dark park or church parking lot like the rest of us? (wait... that just me?)