Mortal Kombat II

Summer blockbuster season is officially heating up here at We Drink & We Watch Things, and we are kicking off our high-octane July lineup with a return to the absolute pinnacle of cinematic bloodbaths: Simon McQuoid’s newly released Mortal Kombat II. It turns out we needed a drink just to handle the pure, unadulterated CGI gore. To steel our nerves for the arena, Mackenzie has designed our cocktail this week - Kitana's Revenge - a gorgeous and delicious tequila concoction that looks exactly like it sounds. Trust us, after watching what this movie does to its characters, you’ll need it. This week, we tackle the massive new additions to the roster, starting with Karl Urban’s delightfully cocky, washed-up, convention-circuit iteration of Johnny Cage. We dissect the absolute madness of the narrative - from the 10th consecutive tournament stakes to the chaotic interdimensional politics of Outworld - and break down the arrival of fan-favorites like Kitana, Jade, and Martyn Ford’s massive, menacing Shao Kahn. We also gloat over our favorite crowd-pleasing, gory fights, marveling at how a movie can be so unapologetically unhinged with its bisections and impalements while still trying to give us a genuine emotional arc about Cole Young and a redeemed Kung Lao. It’s a loud, silly, and delightfully brutal adaptation that hits like a straight punch to the jaw. If you’ve spent the last month practicing your upper-cuts, or if you just want to hear us debate whether Karl Urban successfully channels the classic arcade energy of the 90s, this is the round you've been waiting for. We’re blending our inner gaming nerds with our usual casual, cocktail-fueled banter, making this an explosive start to our 2026 Summer Blockbusters marathon. FINISH HIM! This episode VIDEO is live on YouTube AND Spotify! Follow us on Instagram to get ep sneak peaks and find out what's coming up. DM us what you want to hear about next! Interested in what we're watching off the pod? Check out Mackenzie or Lemar's Letterboxd!