Hey guys, welcome to the sampler episode of Moses Storm on Jeremiah Wonders. This is a way for you guys to catch up on the episode if you haven't listened or watched it yet. And what the appetite for maybe to go back and watch or listen to the full episode, which we encourage you to do. My co-host of this intro is Stevie Weebie, my brother, my sister brother, Steve Lee.
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But most importantly get your Sheath Underwear today using promo code SACS-S-A-X. And enjoy this episode of Jeremiah Wonders with Moses Storm, the sampler edition. Um, don't be thrown, but like I'm going to a really hard time right now, I just have like every family member die. But let's absolutely get into this wig segment.
But just, if anyone knows anything's off, it's because, you know. Cause all of the death. A lot of death in my family. Yeah, it's going in and I find out any moments before I came here and you were like, hey, do you wanna just call it?
Do you want to just go home? No, I asked you to power it through. I was being nice when I said like, do you wanna go home, but like, I was gonna judge you pretty hard. I was gonna Delta flights for a red eye tonight and then you grab the back of my neck and you pick me up like a cat.
Which, you know. Very easy to do by the way. He's very like. It's gonna limp.
Yeah, I have such a hollow vibe. Yeah, you have a home school vibe. But you have a very, I would order milk at a bar. Dude, I love milk.
I do. Got team milk? Team milk? Bring it on milk.
Bring it on milk. Milk for teens. Milk with caffeine. Milk for teens.
Now in very. It's my new company that I'm trying to start. Ooh, that sounds gross. Team milk.
Well, you're gonna hate the graphic if you hate the name. Okay, so what's the graphic? It was your pitch. It's a teen who's kick flipping over every teen whose pure snips are out.
And they're lying down on the pavement, right? In the pure snips are out. Pure snips are out. Yeah.
And milk is water falling, shooting out into over, over all the other drinks. Like Sunny D and over Monster Energy. It's like a stream. It's like a blast.
Yeah, it's going over all those. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And the milk is always hot to the touch because teens do it a little different. Because guess what? It's cold, right?
Yeah. Daddy gives you milk. Because he got into my study, right? Okay.
Have some of this sour milk. I got my study. I'm gonna sit on my lap. Yeah.
It's cold to the touch, right? Uh-huh. And Dad's like, hey, let's read this last chapter of War and Peace. Right?
What words jump out to you? What? What does that mean? Oh, it's milk.
Oh, it's milk. Oh, it's milk. Oh, it's milk. Oh, it's milk.
I can't do it. It's a video on a hard hose. Yeah, your dad didn't do that. No, but that might have been part of the cold that you're talking about.
Oh, guys, like six o'clock. Oh, come inside. Dad, why don't you feed your milk for hardhoughs? Like, would you bring a bell or anything like that?
Like, yeah, you'd be wearing a bell. It was really bad. It's a really bad septum piercing. That would be a little bell on there.
And that's how you're dying. Keep track of you. Oh. And Dad would be like, oh, come inside.
I'm just drinking milk for my hardhoughs. Well, everybody grows up differently. Yeah. So how is this not?
It's a Midwest experience. I mean, you're Kansas City, right? Yeah. I mean, that's kind of what it was like, I guess.
He had something that was called like getting older milk. Like a guy skateboarding over like a bunch of like different sodas and stuff. It's just other kinds of like adult drinks. It's like coffee.
It's like wine. It's like cigarettes. It's like, it's just says the word faith on it. One of the drinks is just faith.
It's just because, yeah, basically it's like an old man who is on not a skateboard, but more of a walker and he's slowly and it's just, it's not even the milk doesn't even clear the other drinks. It's just a mess. It's older. It's much.
Oh, it's chunky. Yeah. It's real chunky. Have you read chunky milk?
Something about it. I'll tell you something about it. Go grab some milk. Slide it down to throw it like, so you're getting older every day.
A real contemplation of mortality in the jingle. Yeah. Yeah. I don't.
That was like a clear shift. A lot of people are like, Oh, 911 is a kid. 911 after for me. It was that commercial.
That was like, Oh, I'm an adult now. Yeah, I was kind of like, where were you the day to that commercial? Imagine if Gogert was in the shape of a dick. He was literally a bit.
Kids love it. Kids love it. Hi little Joshy loves it. Hi little Joshy loves it.
Hi little Joshy. You know, after his soccer practice, he wants one thing. Gogert. It's like a tube of toothpaste and there's like little balls of that.
How's the company justifying this? Okay. Extra storage packs. We're a little concerned about the package, you know, it looks a little phallic for lack of a better term.
By phallic, do you mean awesome? I mean, pain is in balls. Oh, listen, I just think if you took some of the hair off of outside of the package. Listen, if you're going to make me take the veins off this thing too, this is a no deal situation.
Absolutely not. The veins are staying on. We love it. We've done this team milk.
The hair, a little concerning. The flesh color tones are a little concerned. Do you want it more colorful or what? Maybe the piercing at the head.
Dude, I like the piercing. We just don't think we should be passing out dick rings to kids. Got to collect them all. That's not good.
Just market them differently, dude. They're not dick rings. They're mouth rings for your mouth hole to slurp on that yum yum clear goge. You know, that'll play actually.
Well, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So Katie's going to write that down.
All right. Well, I feel like this is a productive meeting. I got to say with this way, so differently thought. What's your secret for all this confidence?
My parents are still together. Oh, that's what I was going to say. Yeah. Mm.
I'm about to do two days, but the same consists and see I smell. Change my mind clear, clear. Anyway, you came into our life and they're like this, this baby's been here for upwards of 23 years. I'm like, what?
The math doesn't make any sense. He's supposed to be eight. Anyway, so we think you might be like a little boy man. I'm not eight.
I mean, honestly, Travis, it's weird. There's photos of you crying in front of a blown up challenger. But then you're telling me that I'm actually like in my 40s? Honestly, there's insane photos of you.
Like you're on the grassy. No. How old am I? Can you just tell me how old I am?
I know we're going through family photos right now. What's this next page over here? Remember the Civil War? Oh my God.
That's like ancient that happened before or after Vietnam. Honestly, it's so weird. There's sometimes I flash back to fighting in it. But I don't know how to count.
It's just an area. It's just an area. It's just an area. Oh my God.
Oh, don't tell my other kids. Not to call my very religious mother. And explain to her why a car is parked in the middle of nowhere in a parking lot in the Learning Center for special needs kids. And she has a cocktail dress.
And I am in what I thought was a good look, which is a card against sweater with a tie and one of those newsboys. Yeah. So then you were in a, it was like a horror movie slash something around social media. Called I lived.
I live now. The eye is lowercase. Yeah, it's like the name of like an app. Yeah, iPhone, I this, I that I lived.
I dash lived. Do you remember the trailer for I lived? Of course I do. The trailer.
All the comments said you gave away way too much in a world where social media is the media of the masses comes I lived with me now he dies at the end, but not before 85 minutes of him going around. Oh, no. Oh my God. It's so scared.
Maybe a little bit. We see breasts at the 14 minute mark unrelated to the plot, but just got to get it in there. Goes to the wrong. There is a black guy in the movie, but we forgot to edit him out.
So he is there, but it's weird that he has no lines around 37 mark. You know, things are going a little weird. They're like, Oh, they're not sure what the monster because they don't have the budget or they're trying to build suspense and around 44 minutes. You know that the monster is nobody was put into that.
It's about $42 and a new terrain Valley bar. This movie was made for coming this July. You could easily download it immediately. It wouldn't be a problem.
Jeremiah will post awake. All right. Okay. If you just want to try that again and you know, you're just selling team milk and maybe you don't actually dance.
We just want you to have the energy of someone that dances. So what exactly is the direction the woman going? We are not putting labels on things. We got a lot of trouble last year because we did make someone we did say black it up to someone.
So we are no longer black it up was actually a UPN show that I used to watch as a kid. Yeah. So that's actually where we got the trouble was a copyright thing. It wasn't actually our racial.
Oh, got you. Yeah. So we're going to have a different direction where just saying you dance, but you're not dancing in this. You are in a wheelchair and we want you to have the energy of someone that dances.
So you're going for like a Drake kind of vibe or what are you thinking? Absolutely Drake, but you're thirst for women. They're age appropriate. That's we want.
We want an ideal Drake. This is a Drake from an alternate universe. Okay. Okay.
That's great. All right. That's great. We don't.
We don't. We don't. Right. I mean, we are just about to say so like.
That's great. I mean, we are just like I'm in a wheelchair and I might just die. Remember you have Drake energy. And you cannot get over this breakup for the past.
I want to say 12 years. I don't know what to do. I'm chopped up. I'm straight up screw.
No lie. Just sitting here. Reflecting content, blatant. And if we could get team milk in there at any point, we love the riffs you're doing.
We thank you for driving to deep recede it for this audition. Sitting in the wheelchair. I don't know what to do. Talking about you sitting there.
Oh, we kind of want to imply that the team milk is like a better term going to get them to climb out of that little chair. Give me my, give me my legs back. Am I giving my, my, my legs back? Give me the ability to walk.
Okay. And now this next one. Give me the ability to stock be a dead man. Trays it with some chalk.
And I don't know if this is good or if it rocks. It's with the face with the crowds. And she's like, Oh, why you do this to me? And I said, Mama, because you don't have team milk in the fridge.
Oh, baby. We love that. I'm checking with my guys and we're saying we don't need to shoot. We got it.
We're going to put out this low resolution team. Team milk, team milk, team milk. And then the tagline now in thick now and thick. That's it.
We love it. Thank you so much for coming in. I can't believe you've never done a commercial before. Just a matter of words.
Very blast. It makes it so bad. So bad.