Mother's Day Madness, Cabin Dreams, and Celebrity Shenanigans

$34.1 billion Americans are projected to spend on Mother's Day, from overpriced cards to last-minute Amazon fails. Jeff confesses to slacking on his mom’s gift (blaming her hip surgery recovery), while Jeremy debates the merits of Trader Joe’s $1 cards and sending his money to Elon instead. The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they explore the concept of "self-care" for moms—and themselves—leading to Jeremy’s bold plan for a solo cabin-in-the-woods retreat, despite Jeff’s skepticism that he’d last 36 hours alone. The duo also gets wild with a story about a bear in Ohio devouring an entire beehive (10,000 to 50,000 bees!), sparking a debate about bear digestion and a new band name: Cartoon Bears Wipe. Finally, they dish on celebrity gossip, unpacking Shia LaBeouf’s bizarre revelation about sleeping in Central Park during a feud with Alec Baldwin on a Broadway production. Is Shia a method-acting genius or just eccentric? And would he survive a weekend in Jeremy’s cabin?