MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH FOR MEN

gentlemen what's goin on...have you ever looked at the world around you and noticed that people are about as deep as a single raindrop.... one drop....that shits annoying...it just leaves me sticky....leaves me thirsty it leaves me pissed off....GIVE ME MORE but the new standard and the norm for most men is to put on some swimming shorts and go nose dive into that shallow mud pit of average and instant gratification think of it like this....i say hey man you wanna go swimming....and you say sure im down and i tell you theres a spot just up the road....its kinda dirty and overcrowded overpriced and smells like PISS, but its EASY to get to but theres this place that very few people know about....water is the bluest blue ever just refreshing..... scenery is just fucking aweesoem ...BBBUUUTTTT its a three hour drive and then a two hour hike to get there dudes gonna most likely choose the pool of piss over the pool of power and thats where were at....eventually the smell of piss just becomes the new fragrance everybdoys been wearing it for so long its hard to tell the difference between the SCENT of greatness and the odor of shit... and so i want you to think of yourself as this pool of water... on the surface your life looks like everyone else's.... storms are raging, the waters are moving...and you endure the same hardships as everyone else.,....thats fuckign life but men have this depth....this unmovable depth within them.... while the SURFACE may be crashing with the waves of chaos ....theres this deepness and calmness that is boundless this deepness offers you the route to you highest potential see the majority of world is up on the surface SURFING with their problems trying to avoid the sharks and bandaging up their bites while you're harnessing something deep within....you kind of develop this uncanny disposition that realizes the problems of life are actually the wind in your sails you ever been in deep water.....it can be unsettling....like the thought that something unknown is below you....whaT monster lies beneath the depth of my ocean.... and there is a monster...a mother fucking beast at the core of who we are but weve been swimming in piss for so long that the only monster were scared of' is freedom itself and what i mean is that we've grown so accustomed to being average and just getting by that the greatness at the center of our being has mistakenly been mislabeled a monster when in reality...deep within you is the pirate ship setting sail to something beyond the pools of piss to be a below average man sucks....and to swim in the idea ...that all there is are pools of mediocre is a huge injustice to what you could be... i dont give a fuck about societies standards or norms..... lets tear down the walls of mediocre standards and burn up the books of bullshit lets grab our balls spray ourselves with the manly musk of more .....and conquer the depths of ourselves theres is an unexplored ocean.....and by god there is a monster waiting to surface love and respect gentlemen go find your monster you will here from me next ep