Mount Pheasant I

Dick Pheasant's seemingly mundane day unluckily goes from bad to worse when a run-in with his ex, a job offer, and a medicine mix-up leave him hiding in a state-of-the-art public toilet. Find out what happens when Dick's bid to avoid further escalating misfortune and humiliation backfire in spectacular fashion in a public meltdown. A promo from the 1hr 15min full feature, to let cranky old Dick Pheasant himself tell you about the pills, arse-slapping, and man-grooming going on as everyone wants to 'Mount Pheasant.' "Howayis! My name is Richard Pheasant. Most people who know me call me Dick, the rest of Mount Eidel call me an old bollocks. I was a proud man. I took no shite. Not even from Egrit Manbender. She's on the Mount Eidel Development Association. She's stuck up like the rest of them here; Hubert Stelfark and Turtle Desmond. They hate me.  My mate is Ponkin Bourke. He volunteers on the council 'coz I think he fancies the posh Manbender one. Lookit, I gave the new public toilet installation a kick out of frustration right? Why not sure? I was angry! I was sick! Coming down with an awful pox. The Mount Eidel Association wanted to bribe me with beer to stop having public sex with my girlfriend Shlioler.  Why? The 'Mount Eidel Community Games' sports day was coming up and they were under stress to show off the town and didn't want my cock hanging out in the middle of it. Would I take up the offer? You may listen to the full 75 minute audiofilm adventure from A&M.  Then there's Cottle Fardell. I like him. He's intelligent. He's not as unemployed as me and tries to better himself. I've no time for that. I live a simple life in Mount Eidel. Collect me dole. Head to the pub. Meet the lads Ponkin and Cottle and then every Monday monring we hit Dessie Grafton's pub for the Monday Club with DJ Sammy.  Money for the town comes from Falconhorst Chemical. Sits just outside Mount Eidel. It's owned by German Niklas Von Falconhorst. He gives the town jobs and business and in return, their factory pollutes the fuck out of the river... Anyway, they make drugs and I needed them to cure my sickness! So I went to Falconhorst Chemical reception.  Standing between me and a box of drugs from my contact Broadleaf O'Hara, was the young and gorgeous if slightly sweaty; Rachel Stakkum. I didn't like Rachel Stakkum. She was ignorant. Insulting my reading habits. So what? The book in my pocket might not have been Aristotle, sure I only stole it from the library six months ago, but nevermind, I had me medicine and so, fuck her.  And so it came to pass. I made me a bet with Ponkin and Cottle. No sex for a month! Now I may have been delirious from those new 'Panadol' tablets Broadleaf gave me at the sweaty girl reception but anyone who knows me knows I never refuse a bet. But then, something in the newspaper would change my life.  Find out in the 75 minute Mount Pheasant from A&M. Here's a teeny weenie 2 minute tickle of what's in store for me. Luv n' hugs" - Dick. Who are A&M? Two men who ought to know better. We make audio adventures for your inner 15-year old. We are the head boys with original strange stories. Feature-length, full fx and showcasing new characters.  In English with Irish vernacular from real graduated summa-cum-laude voice actors.  We have over 100+ hours on the way for you to catch up on when on the bus, on the job, on the toilet.  Sci-fi, historical and modern, we educate your aural orifice with comedy audiofilms. So subscribe, check us out and enjoy our delicate state of mind. Usually it takes about 70 hours of writing, recording, editing & mastering to deliver 1 hour of finished project. We are A&M. Promo video: https://youtu.be/InICB-njtWM?si=g2g9aud8rYtTPLrm © Copyright A&M.