🗿 Mount Rushmore: Athletes Who Looked Out of Shape… But Cooked Everybody Anyway

🗿 Mount Rushmore: Athletes Who Looked Out of Shape… But Cooked Everybody Anyway Presented by Precision AgraSpray (they spray crops, not hamstrings) If you’ve ever watched sports and thought: “There’s no way that dude runs faster than me…” and then he drops 30, hits 3 homers, or knocks someone into 1947 — this episode is for you. This week, the boys debate the greatest athletes who looked like they’d lose a footrace to a recliner but STILL dominated their sport. And yes, feelings were hurt. Muting occurred. Google was abused. Top moments include: 🍕 Charles Barkley – “Round Mound of Rebound,” ate like eight pizzas at a time and still baptized people in the paint. 🍔 Cecil Fielder – The Detroit Tigers legend who looked like he trained at Golden Corral and still smashed 50 homers. 🚬 John Daly – Golfed with diet soda in one hand and America's respect in the other. 🍺 Babe Ruth – Apparently only 215 lbs, which means either his scale was a liar or 1920s hotdogs had steroids in them. 🥱 Nikola Jokic – Moves like he just woke up from a nap but is the best basketball player since Kobe. 🥃 David Wells – Pitched a perfect game looking like he ate the other pitcher. 🍩 Bartolo “Big Sexy” Colon – Hit a home run once and the internet shut down. 🍞 Jared Lorenzen – The Hefty Lefty, the Pillsbury Throwboy, an American hero. RIP. 🧀 Cici Sabathia – Captain Cheeseburger himself. 🍀 Butterbean – The Alabama pound-for-pound king of four-round brawls. ⚽ Diego Maradona – 5’2”, 275 lbs, and still better at soccer than all of us combined. Honorable mentions included: Refrigerator Perry, Moe Vaughn, Escalade from AND1, Sebastian Janikowski (the only kicker built like a nightclub bouncer), and even Donald Trump, champion golfer in his own mind. 🔥 Arguments broke out. 🔥 People got muted. 🔥 Someone said Babe Ruth wasn't fat enough (disrespectful but hilarious). 🔥 Case law was nearly cited. If you’ve ever believed deep in your heart that you too could be a professional athlete if they’d just let you warm up properly, this segment is your truth. ➡️ Tap play. Laugh. Send to a friend built like Bartolo Colon. #MountRushmore #ThiccLegends #BuiltDifferent #GroupChatPodcast