Movie Review #9: Speed Racer

They brought you the Matrix movies, and you brought them internet fanboy bullshit negativity. "Sure, there are cool fights and whatnot, but I'm not 100% with the philosophical elements, so therefore they're shitty. I'd way rather watch Equilibrium again." That's how you repay them. And how do they repay you for your repayment? By making the kind of fan love letter to a childhood favorite of which Michael Bay could never, WOULD never dream. And how do you repay their repayment for how you repaid them? By staying away in droves. I hope you're proud of yourself, America. Enjoy What Happens in Vegas, you sons of jackals. Here's your damn podcast.Right-click below and select "Save Target (or Link) As..." to download!Download the podcast!Watch the trailer to the film!