mowing the lawn - ep44

We are absolutely not stable this week coming off of Kelsey’s birthday and it tracks. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GEMINI QUEEN!!! We love our Kelsey and we are so glad she was born—gemini or not 😂 Buffets are not a thing for the girlies and that’s just that. We both have equal icks when it comes to the consumers and workers in the service industry 😂 when it comes to mowing our own lawns, Kelsey and Melissa are very firm on their beliefs and ain’t no man gonna tell us any different 👊 We don’t have a thotties with thots but we do have a THOTTIE WITH A THOUGHT and we are both CoHo Stans in this booty room. Melissa is salty that everyone in her life (except Kelsey) is MARRIED—she’s trying to be a THOT at a wedding and buss it down thotiana style. Melissa proves that she is the ✨ ultimate✨ best friend and knowing 99% of what Kelsey wants for her wedding so dear future Mr. Breitling, we got it covered!!! Ending on such a high note of how special a girl gang and even an community it is to have around you helps push you through all the hard times in life ❤️ We switch it up this week with Melissa having an ick and Joey went to Joe for Kelsey…nevertheless, hilarious 😂 see you next week thotties!!!