Mr. Fredrick Pockets.

Mr.Fredrick Pockets was the funniest kid at Liam’s highschool and now he trades imaginary coins online for sexual favors to strangers. He is multitalented and is considered to be a professional sh*t poster on Twitter. He is much happier now but is asking us to let you know that he is not doing well. In particular he wants you to know that he is doing very bad. He walks around everyday with tired eyes, no matter how much he sleeps. He keeps going though, he’s not even sure why or for who. He keeps waiting for something interesting to happen but it seems to just be more of the same, the only constant being that nothing changes. We don’t really get into it on the podcast and he actually asked me not to tell anyone this, but Mr.Fredrick Pockets claims when he lays in bed at night all he can think about is everything. He says his favorite part of the day is looking at the ceiling until he can’t anymore. He confided in me that if he really can’t sleep he needs to scream his ex-lovers name down the barrel of his neglectful father’s gun atleast 15 times but occasionally he needs to do it for hours until he can finally take solace in the the silence that sleep brings for the fleeting hours it can. Make sure to follow him on Twitter @Fredpockets1