Mud Mermaids of the Ohio River - A New Euphemism - 170

This week, we discover a euphemism and introduce a new segment on accident.   Also, yes, we know the Onion story is still pending a judge hearing, but let us have this one.   Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/cryptopediamerch Discord: https://discord.gg/AWpen8aYQG Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=14015340 YouTube (Videos have [questionable] captions!): http://youtube.cryptopediacast.com/ --- Mud Mermaids Were Allegedly Spotted in Ohio River - HubPages Mermaids, Giant Turtles, and Wild Men…Oh My! – The Indiana History Blog Mud Mermaids - Newspapers.com™ Akron Evening Times - Mud Mermaids 2 Ep 147: The Mud Mermaids of Indiana Mermaids in the Susquehanna River? Yes, fishermen once claimed Seal finds unlikely home 100 miles up Hudson River – The Hill Three Historic Explorers Who Were Captivated By Mermaid Sightings