Murphinho! Newcastle United Does Historically Bad Things to Spurs

6-1. Tottenham Hotspur, formerly a great club, had never, ever before given up 5 goals in a half. This game was so lopsided that we don't even mention Sean Longstaff's fantastic assist because it was the game's fourth best.  Bill watched the match with Arsenal fans, who kept screaming "SCORE 7!!" so we ponder our chances for Champions League as well as the team we love to see lose the most. Kevin prepares to head over to the Toon.