Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives

Happy almost-Valentine’s Day, freaks. Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of deranged internet music, furry incest porn, public racism meltdowns, and two perfectly disgusting criminal cases.🎵 Music Is Apparently Transphobic NowA viral debate claims traditional choir terms like tenor, bass, and baritone cause gender dysphoria. Tim attempts to understand it, fails immediately, and calls for a trans listener to explain how renaming “bass” to “low” actually changes anything.🤘 Tainted Broth Fixes Another SongA cringey trans “anthem” is reborn as an eight-minute face-melting metal track thanks to DV’s resident musical saviors. The result: endless screaming about uteruses, hysterectomies, and accidental charity fundraising potential.🐺 Furry Stepsister Porn: The Missing PillsA truly cursed piece of furry porn involving stolen birth control, sibling rivalry, awkward yiffing logistics, and cartoonish moaning. Tim explains why furry porn is uniquely uncomfortable—and why staying “in character” matters.🎤 Furry Rap Is Still BadA fur-suited rapper delivers horny bars, fur-sona bragging, and mating-call energy while twerking in costume. Screenshots promised. Regrets guaranteed.💅 Racist Nail Salon MeltdownA woman commits fully to a fake Asian accent while harassing nail salon workers, refuses to stop the bit, then calmly sits down like nothing happened.✈️ Southwest Airlines Loses PatienceA screaming mother claims her child needs surgery—but police say the meltdown actually started over an overweight bag and old luggage tags. Racist slurs seal her fate and earn her an arrest instead of a boarding pass.🏫 Illinois Daycare Laxative ScandalA daycare worker allegedly gave chewable laxatives to toddlers—calling them “candy”—so kids would be sent home and she could get a break. Parents report weeks of diarrhea. Charges follow.🎻 British Violinist Convicted of CyberflashingA professional musician sent hundreds of unsolicited explicit images to women online, landing himself a suspended prison sentence and a decade on the sex offender registry. Drugs were blamed. The judge was unimpressed.DV listener Leo sponsors the episode as a Valentine’s gift for his very gay, very longtime listener boyfriend Greg, complete with furry porn, insults, and love. Truly romantic.At Greg’s request, Tim revisits the legendary fan-fiction porno featuring Professor X and President John Adams, proving that no historical figure—or X-Man—is safe.Gray sweatpants dick outlinesWashing (or not washing) the bottoms of your feetBlind poop-obsessed Bob grows more desperateJingle submissions for Text for Harry CuntButterbell grievancesGrammar rage (“hanged” vs. “hung”)Join the Distorted View Sideshow for exclusive episodes and full archivesSponsor an episode for $25Patreon supporters get priority voicemail playbackSpread the distortion. STD.New week coming up with a Best Of Monday and a Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday.Have a great weekend, freaks.On Today’s Show:💘 Valentine’s Day Episode Sponsorship:📚 Sextastic Tuesday Classic Returns:📞 Voicemails & Texts:💸 Support the Show: