Musings: Where’s the Money? Ask Uranus

This week’s episode is a ride through friendship, butt jokes, and the bizarre ways the universe answers when you ask, “Where’s the money?” Over coffee with her best friend, a Capricorn card told Mo to be patient, and Uranus reminded her that change often comes with a punchline. From the intimacy of long-distance rituals to the Bratz doll that showed up in her meditation, today’s musings explore discipline, pleasure, and what it means to let anger fuel momentum. Oh, and yes, there’s also a thermometer story you won’t see coming. This one’s about schedules, rebellion, and the unexpected places where creativity—and maybe money—likes to hide.Made-up timestamps you could use for the episode:0:00–2:15 → Thursday Morning Rituals 2:15–4:30 → Pulling the cards, Capricorn + Uranus, initial reactions.4:30–6:00 → Deep dive: “Where’s the money?” hilarity & cosmic metaphors.6:00–8:20 → Meditation insights + brat doll reflection.8:20–10:00 → Anger, discipline, and showing up in creativity.10:00–13:00 → Meditation from your anus.14:00–18:30 → Have the Audacity19:30–22:00 → A story about a thermometer.Do you want to be on This is a Metaphor? Send Us a Text!Instagram: @tiam.podcast &  @joyscout.mo For Guest Inquiries, collaborations, and questions: Email Mo: [email protected]“Don’t get Deterred, get Inspired”