My Best Friend in Church Was a Pedophile

For some reason, I’ve been thinking about pedophiles more than usual.I’ll give you one guess why that is. Oh, you guessed it... Well, duh. When the leader of the free world is waging a bullshit wag the dog war with Iran, killing thousands of innocent men, women, and children because he’s all over the Epstein files, it tends to be at the top of our minds.Especially when you’re a Mouthy Renegade Writer who writes and podcasts about this bullshit situation daily.Still, after a conversation with my mother about this recently, it was on my mind even more than usual. I knew David through the church. I talk about what it was like being close friends with a pedophile in today’s episode of the podcast. And if you’re listening, you Chutney Chomo, just realize that you are NOT going to get away with raping children. Your many, many sins have been discovered. And we’ll fight like hell to expose them and bring you to justice. Even if the sick bastards in your cabinet, your majority Congress, and 2/3 of the Supreme Court attempt to protect you.Y’all are some sick fucks. We’re never letting this go. To hell with you all.© 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.Join Mooch’s new Moochant Marines fan club and receive 50% off a paid subscription rate, today only! It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you!Join HERE for 50% off!If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you! Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe