My Bloody Valentine 3D Review/Rant (Happy 11th Anniversary)

There have been many of many horror remakes I've killed time on and regretted, but none like this... This is a movie that goes after your heart, and swings that pickaxe dead into it with no remorse, after delivering nothing appealing at all. Valentine's Day has come early people, and believe me, I'd much rather Cupid annoy me with arrows than for a killer miner terrorize me on screen with bad execution. Try to enjoy, folks.