"My Mouth Starts Salivating Like Pavlov's Dog!"

In this wildly nutritious episode of Sit, Talk, and Listen, your favorite audio troublemakers return with a snack-sized bag of hot takes and hilarious stories. We kick things off with a shoutout to our least favorite holiday—Tax Day—and a few other notable happenings that share the unfortunate honor of April 15th. (Spoiler: None of them involve refunds.) Then we slide into a sporty little segment, catching up on The Masters tournament, where people hit tiny balls very far, very gracefully, and then whisper about it. Riveting. Rob takes us on a journey from his latest gig out of town, which somehow included a $82 Taco Bell order (yes, you read that right—no one should have that much Baja Blast). Was it a party or a one-man food heist? You'll have to listen to find out. Meanwhile, Xavi shares a truly awkward moment from a recent outing. It involves public spaces and the kind of social discomfort that makes you wish for the sweet embrace of invisibility. We wrap things up on a crunchy high note by building our Mount Rushmore of Chips—because nothing says “deep thinkers” like debating between Doritos and Pringles. (And yes, we'll reveal next episode's Mount Rushmore topic, so bring your A-game.) Thanks for lending us your ears—be sure to drop your chip picks or spicy hot takes in the comments. See you next week for more talking, sitting, and, ideally, listening.