My Parents Finally Having The Baby They ACTUALLY Wanted | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP47 |

Ever had a houseguest completely ransack your kitchen? Mike and Dylan tackle the wildest AITA stories yet—including a "friend" who somehow consumed an ENTIRE Costco bottle of olive oil in 17 days, a dad who's punishing his teenagers for a custody decision they made years ago, and a 17-year-old watching their parents celebrate having a baby like it's their first child. Plus: Is it controlling to ask your girlfriend to stop wearing heels on hiking trails?The guys dive deep into freeloading friends, parental revenge, and the psychology of those Pinterest-outfit-wearing nature walkers. Spoiler: There's a lot of talk about boofing creatine, mark of the beast commercials, and why grandpa might not actually be grandpa.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 Intro & Skull Naming Update (Claude vs Jethro)00:02:08 Story #1: Friend Ate EVERYTHING While House-Sitting00:05:37 Boofing Creatine? The Weirdest Drug Discussion00:06:52 Autopsy: Was The Friend A Thief or Just Hungry?00:09:07 YouTube Channel Announcement & Content Strategy00:09:56 Story #2: Dad Won't Take Kids on International Trip00:15:00 Autopsy: Punishing Kids For Custody Choices00:19:57 Story #3: Parents Having Baby, Treating It Like Their First00:25:07 Autopsy: The Spoiled 17-Year-Old & Grandpa Issues00:30:45 Story #4: Girlfriend Wears Heels On Nature Walks00:35:47 Autopsy: Insecurity or Legitimate Safety Concern?00:39:45 Wrap-Up & Where To Submit Your DramaYou can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Submit your own drama or Reddit Stories for Mike and Dylan to read at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Make sure to tag it as 2DJB so we read it on the right podcast.About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠