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Sep 22, 2026 1 hr 5 min

My Safe Word is Apple

from MidThoughtCrisis Hosted by Mid Thought Crisis

Chris got on the Twizzler at Hershey Park with one skinny lap bar and a nine-year-old whose bravery put him to shame. His safe word was Apple. He said it a lot. The ride still didn't stop. Eric has done that ride eight times and still can’t find the happy medium between his manhood being squished or feeling like he could be launched into the ether. Then Raising Cane’s, a new segment where we hunt strangers in Marketplace mirror photos, a $200 roach colony, and a toilet listed as barley used. The call keeps going. 00:00 We forgot how to start again 01:55 Mark clip (still doesn’t work) 03:17 Singlet pics, half off 04:23 Chris breaks the mic 08:05 Florida vs the bunker 09:08 Hershey Park / Twizzler 13:21 That tiny lap bar 14:33 The kid who threw up 16:59 Too loose or it crushes the beans 20:21 My safe word is Apple 20:48 Help me Tom Cruise 23:11 Eric has other friends 25:41 The pool picture / the visit score 27:48 The drop tower that gets Eric 30:12 Raising Cane’s, first time 32:53 He Googled the sauce 34:01 He said she’s “bad” 35:30 Who decided Gen Alpha 38:02 The swings in a monsoon 40:37 NEW: Let’s Reflect 55:30 Chubby pan sculpture 57:48 $200 roach colony 1:00:55 Escape hatch on Air Force One 1:07:44 Toilet, barley used 1:09:18 That’s the show https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

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