My Secret

    Let's chew on the 'Wonderful Diversity of Human Sexuality' with MY SECRET, a song from my very first album.  I often use humor in my songs to share tidbits of information that I've found valuable.  This song is loaded with bad puns and exaggerations.  We humans have a huge range of diverse sexual behaviors, many of which are common, but there are some secrets that people hide, out of fear that others may regard them as "not okay" or "weird, exotic, disgusting, sacrilegious, shameful, dirty, illegal, sinful or just plain silly."  I believe that an adult person's sexual behavior is their own business, unless they're cruel, destructively violent, abusive or coercive.  Treating another person like that is just never okay with me.  So if you find yourself hiding your behaviors, you might want to see if your own flags are going up to signal you, saying "Hey!  Maybe we need to get some help here!"  I wrote this song to get folks who pass judgement on other people, to acknowledge that very probably, they have their very own hidden private quirks and idiosyncrasies!  As the song says, "I’ll tell you, if you’ll tell me.  Do you get hot with your bathroom locked?   Well, I cool my nerves with Mom’s preserves, it’s just a difference of degree!"  I'm Peter Alsop.  I'll be back next week with another SONG TO CHEW.  Bye for now! (Illustration by Terri Asher)* Subscribe to my weekly - Songs To Chew podcast ~https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/peter-alsops-songs-to-chew/id1446179156 * CAMPING WITH DADS - my newest album! ~ https://www.amazon.com/Camping-Dads-Peter-Alsop/dp/B08CS871QW/ref=sr_1_1 * E-mail/ Website ~ [email protected]  ~ https://www.peteralsop.com * www.FaceBook.com/WeLikePeterAlsop * Youtube.com/peteralsop ~ videos* Patreon.com/peteralsop ~ support my music, podcast & other artistic endeavors* CDs & downloads ~ http://www.peteralsop.com/music  Get full access to Peter Alsop’s Substack at peteralsop.substack.com/subscribe