My wife's family are serving trout instead of turkey

Niall and Sho got an email from a guy to say that he is not happy with his Christmas dinner plans!"Now that we're married, tradition is to go to her family the first year and so I'm off to the inlaws who are quite posh. I wasn't hugely looking forward to it but then my wife dropped a massive bombshell this week.Very casually, she told me "my family don't do turkey. They're not really into fowl." I was STUNNED. They prefer fish she said - a salmon en croute and some trout. Lads, what kind of people don't have turkey for Christmas? I've never heard the likes of it.I told my mother and she is feeling really sorry for me over this whole thing. She said she couldn't sleep thinking of me going without my Christmas dinner. She's offered to cook one for me anyway and drop it over to me before I head to the wife's family. She thinks I should arrive in with the plate wrapped in tin foil and tell them I'll work away on my own dinner."W