Naked Selfies

Naked Selfies – Podcast 4 Headless naked selfies are not as good as naked selfies that contain face shots. Nersin hates his voice when he gets loud. Does he have confidence issues? We have a special guest on the show today – P Diddy. We talk about making this a drunk podcast however are about to have an epic ten course meal so we opt out of getting hammered prior to the dinner. P Diddy tells us about his Winnie the Pooh disfunctional theory. A children’s book series called Sniff, Lick, Munch. Is the author of this book fucking with us? We also talk about twisted children tv shows. P Diddy has a theory about yoga practitioners and their love for their feet. Why are yoga practitioners such nice people? What does mindfulness even mean? Fat is the n word for girls or is it the f word? Tequila Rose tasts like a strawberry milkshake. Daveed asks the very important question, who’s more annoying, Eminem or Drake? Daveed says Eminem sounds like Bane meet Kramer. Twerk, trolls, Madonna’s sex book, and publicity stunts. Is Rihanna really into S&M or is it all BS to sell CDs and concert tickets. P Diddy and Nersin are flabbergasted to learn Daveed doesn’t find Jennifer Lawrence hot. Lana Del Rey is hotter than Jennifer Lawrence. Jessica Biel has dead eyes. Cats have young eyes. The guys talk about old songs that would now be considered racist or would never get radio play these days. Justin Timberlake is mean to reporters who don’t speak English. He was a coward during the wardrobe malfunction debacle. Alan Thicke’s son Robin Thicke is older than his dad. Rob Ford. Enough said. P Diddy got a ticket walking. How is that even possible? Was it a race thing? How do you hire a prostitute without discussing price? Having sex with a prostitute is now legal in Canada but discussing price is illegal. How does that work? Gay men came up with gay codes for getting around the adult listings on Craigslist. Proposing to your girlfriend while getting arrested and already wearing cuffs is a strong move. We talk the best and worst proposals. Guys who get naked girlfriend selfies then blast them out to friends after breaking up are simply douches. Are headless naked selfies worth taking? What’s up with guys who show their friends naked photos of their current girlfriend. Strategies for long distance relationships. Do they even work to begin with? If you sleep around on your long distance mate, does it still count as cheating? Nersin admits he was a douche when he was younger because he walked and danced in niteclubs. The guys argue about their taste for Nickelback. What makes a girl attractive to guys? They boys get into heavy discussion about MMA. Predictions for the Anderson Silva vs Chris Weidman’s rematch fight. Disagreements over whether Weidman beat Silva or did Silva beat himself in the first fight. Who would make the biggest UFC fight and does it matter if they are both currently champs. Debate over who would win Anderson Silva vs Jon Jones. Susur Lee runs his restaurant like a kung fu ninja. Daveed can figure out answers to hints based on the slightest bit of information. We are about to depart to the restaurant for the epic restaurant and Daveed decides whether he should wear stretchy pants because he’s about to eat a champ meal. P Diddy hates bad boy celebrity chefs and celebrity chefs in general. Is being a chef an easy way to get pussy? Nersin can’t figure out how Adam Levine has sexual relations with so many A list celebrities and gets called a racist for using the term DINKS – double income no kids. Are cats assholes and if so, does that make them cool? What the hell is toxoplasma? The post Naked Selfies appeared first on Squeels and Wheezies Podcast.