National divorce as solution to national divide

With the recent Federal Supreme Court decisions causing more acrimony in a country already massively divided we need to keep in mind that all the animosity is due to one size fits all policies dictated from on high in Mordor, D.C. The solution to these disagreements is none other than national divorce. This is the most straightforward and effective solution to prevent areas with dramatically different cultures and beliefs from coming to more dangerous blows.  Keep talking about national divorce whenever it makes sense to inject this most logical and mind blowing idea into the thick skulls of your fellow man. When they are complaining about some national issue they hate or disagree with, always remind them to just Leave The Swamp. Be one of The 300. Step up and join the cause.