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Hey guys, welcome to Nerd Plus Audio. Featuring, now featuring, hosted by myself, Arthur Lai, and a bye-bye, Cookie Monster. Um, what the sound when you heard in the beginning was him eating cookies, but yes, that's not really. So one Nerd Plus audio is about is we're just a couple of nerds bringing you audio in NP-3 format.
Whoa! So, what we talk about in this NP-3 format is nothing to do with the typical Kardashian or basketball news. We will be talking about math, cookies, cannibalism, and cookies. Math, cookie science, math, again, more social studies stuff, anything that's interesting, Robin, and I understand.
Marijuana. Yeah. No, not that's a marijuana. I feel, please don't try no one.
No cookies, because they're addicting. So yeah, do cookies on marijuana? I don't know. Yeah!
Leave your suggestions. Do cookies on marijuana in the comments. That's why people are always getting high in cookies. High in cookies.
So, what do you want to talk about? This is a little bit about ourselves. So, uh, why do you think of it? Okay.
Um, so I'm a bye. And yeah, and I'm very smart. My favorite subjects, all science and math, and I really enjoyed it because I went to college and everything. I seriously went to college.
You can ask, oh, I went to college, didn't I? You did? Yeah, I did. Remember?
I showed you that book. I mean, I'm a true nerd. I mean, he's like, no, no, he's a po- he's a po- he's a po- he's a po- he's a po- he's a man. I'm a po- he's a po- I'm close enough.
We are known. Dick, doesn't do stuff. It's cookies. Does that explain your body mass?
I don't have large body mass. You're the only one who is more than me. You don't know about this. Alright, so how about this?
He was about, he's not a birthmark. Is that birthmark? Is he talking about freaking body mass? He was about 200 pounds.
Okay, don't. He's a liar. That's all I need to hear. Now, okay.
So, Arthur, I'm kind of the opposite of by. I'm very skinny now. Is this skinny time of night, yo? 20 pounds.
You just said I would be more than you. So I like to write. I like language arts the most. No, I do.
But I mean, I like science as well, but I just, I mean, it's interesting, but I like, I told you it's a puzzle. I like going with jarts. I like stuff to do with social studies. I love history.
And I'm an occasional gamer at times. I mean, that's about it. I like time. Shut up.
I'm not. We're happy. We were five minutes. We got addicted and we had to repeat about everything.
And he made it into a mod and everything. No, I didn't. I mean, we can have mods, but we can. Yeah.
Anyway, let's do this stuff. What do you want to talk about? He gets addicted to Pac-Man. I don't know, okay.
He tries modding it by adding, by adding gimbal's cross to him onto it and on stuff. Even though that's one more. He wants to shoot the bad guy. He's like, school them.
I don't know if they're watching audience stories or something like that. If you don't know what he's talking about, shoot Google, I'll roll the tanks and you know. Spend five hours of your life on it. No.
How about you since we're on this topic? Let's have our main topic today be addiction. Hmm. Okay.
So what are your thoughts about addiction? Addiction is a very strong feeling. It is actually a habit that has developed through the constant repetition of an activity. Be it mentally or physically.
An addiction can be positive or negative. Anything in the benefit of you or home you. Some addictions, most of it, some addictions can depend on what your point of view is. Thank you.
Yeah, so you remember things? Not with that. I know he didn't. He was like, guys, cookies.
Yeah. With a love in his eyes. He was so much. With a love in his eyes.
So what I think addiction is kind of a problem because you just, even if your addiction is so stupid, if you think about it later or like you went back and thought about it, that's like it just takes control of your mind. Everything else just seems trivial. It just seems peripheral. So that's two word masters.
You know, one to book. What is it? Trivio is not a word. Trivio?
That's a word. That's a word. That's a book. You know, face.
I'm sorry, but they're still good two words. They're still good. I know. You're not good.
I know about them. If someone else has no back and then they'll probably... They're not the only potent of the universe. I should be.
You know what that means? I don't care. Yeah. So like, it's just a problem because people just forget about everything else and going to their loved ones.
It's a very strong feeling. Which is why I also have no life. Why do they even be bashing me the whole time? Because I want to be a bad girl.
I'm perfect for that one. And that'd be movie. So... Yeah, exactly.
My favorite cartoon is probably the one who can eat each other. That's the best. Because you know they can yum yum yum yum yum yum. So kind of wisdom?
Yup. Kind of wisdom. What do you think about that? I'm worried man.
Well it's just feeling. I'm actually this is one English, I think British scientist who did research. He got a freshly dead body from... From a car accident now.
From a car accident? Yeah. That's like the 18th century. You're talking about it.
Carriage accident. Go on. Don't kill a jacks and he just died. No you didn't die with diseases I'm natural.
I know. Of course not. You know he had disease, God was just stupid. He died or something.
But he was... It was an accident. It was like some kind of... Anyway, go on.
He tripped on the stairs. Alright, let's just say that. Okay. So he ate it at like a steak.
He cooked it. I think medium well. And he ate it at like a... like a filet.
Not a filet. Sorry. He ate like all the ingredients. Yes.
He ate some of it plain too. But it was very... It's very yummy. Very juicy.
It has a good texture. Very, very nice texture. He described it almost exactly in these words. Don't quote me on it.
It tastes like very young veal. You did? Okay. Very young.
Like a very young veal. Yes, that's what he said. A very mild veal. It's kind of like...
It had a mild taste of white fish. But the texture of one steak. Very juicy, he said. So other than...
So this is how human tastes like? That's what he described it as. I mean... Cannibalism is...
Actually, I really thought that it would taste a little different. Because I mean human body has a different texture. But I think it tastes more like... Like pork.
Because... Because pig analogs are often used to like... Pig analogs that... Pig dead bodies are often used because they are so alike.
Human bodies. So I'm actually... I'm actually feeling a really interesting line of thought here. So we're just talking about addiction.
And now we're talking about cannibalism. So what this can mean is people that are hungry and starving, they are basically... I'm just addicted to getting their food away. Because that's all they want to satisfy.
It's like the hunger for drugs. But this time it's actually fatal if you don't succeed. So why won't... Like all the hunger people, why won't they kill anyone and eat them?
This brings us to our next norm. Our next thought. Which could be like the norm. I was watching this video somewhere and it was like...
Front lawns. We spent billions of dollars on it yet we don't eat the grass. What's the waste of that? We're wasting so much water on workless, just little green things going from the ground.
I mean don't give a shade. Don't give us food. Don't give us any... What do we start gardens in the yards instead?
At least trees give us shade like... Like, sap that we can eat. But yeah, oxygen. But grass is just I don't see the point in grass.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You see? I'm just a high tree. Drink it before you.
And I can think. I'm smaller now. I'm smaller now. I'm a small.
I'm a small. I'm a small. I'm a little too. You're going to like pick that up?
What? You're going to like pick that up? I don't know. Let it pick it up.
They can tell the world how delicious trees smell. Yeah, so. They're smelling you need. So basically we have in our mind that like we shouldn't eat ourselves in a way.
But it's just really stupid. There's also a lot of things that you think about are just like really stupid. Like... What?
It's like a JK, you smell. Okay. But like, um... I don't know.
Why are we going to cut this podcast? I don't know. You get bored of us? Yeah, probably.
If you're watching, you're watching like a... Yeah, go watch Animal Lecture or something. Yeah, go do your thing. I mean, if you had any comments since you would probably end this.
If you're second, you're all just eating cookies. If you had the same mind. If you're still listening to this, congratulations, you're officially insane. Alright, that's cool.
So yeah, we'll post a link in the comments for SkydasMinecraft YouTube channel for you to try and help your board of this. Bye! Yeah, so uh... Why that?
Fine, we'll post the three most popular YouTube channels if you are getting bored of this. I want to buskis on this podcast. I want to buskis. Yes?
I want to buskis. I like a normal engine, happy wheels. And you know why I like him? Because he makes everything so funny without using language.
Haven't you like that? No. He doesn't use language. I don't want you to be laughing.
I'm gonna say he doesn't use language. He's like probably the only guy who's watching. Because he uses no language. All he's very little.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, the sky is not quite actually just like... F bomb every single like two seconds. Yeah, all right.
So I'm like, are you trying to be Eminem or what? Practicing for like... Eminem's? Yeah.
So um, to those who made it past the 12 minute mark or almost 13 minute now, congratulations. You were officially a... Idiot. A nerd plus audio fan, I guess.
You think we should like, have you ever subscribed this? I mean, if your boss is out there, we're like... Is listening to this crap? I know.
I mean, let me tell you something. I mean, if you are... This is pretty painful. So if you're like...
If you're like the dentist who wants to remind his patients that there are things more painful than it would now, then you can just have a listen to this. And even though Elphin's like, try to forget really hard what this is, so there's always been no audio. Yep. So, yeah, nerd plus audio.
I know, I'm sorry, we could have made this episode a lot more exciting. But um... Obviously, final word on the addiction thing. Humans are born with a sense to survive.
Humans have this chemical called endorphin and adrenaline, which purposely keeps them alive. Humans get happy because they know. Because they unconsciously know that they're doing something to extend their lifetime. And adrenaline and adrenaline will continue to pump for as long as you're living.
Living happily that is. So in a way, living is an addiction that you will never stop. Damn. That's true.
And then people who come in suicide are basically reading themselves without addiction. Thanks for watching. And listening. Oh, sorry.
Unless you're staring at the screen looking at our faces. You can do that. I mean, if it's on YouTube, they're gonna watch something. I love the time I'm hungry.
Give me the cookies. Oh my god. Alright. Go on for a walk-room.
Listening. Alright. Bye-bye. Bye.