Never Have I Ever made a Captain Blush...

Dumped it right in my mouth, spit don't swallow - usually those are the words that are used when on a wine trip, but the #RHOBH ladies had other ideas - like EJ's ALLEGED story. Oh yeah it's bad, Tom's cataracts exploded during the burglary - like what mate? Sutton isn't here for the shenanigans and is putting up her mantle as #FancyDrew and letting the Scooby Gang solve it for once. Kathy decides to dip and go for a massage - I think we now understand why Kathy is the way she is, Barbie commercial + golf ball, you see where I'm going with this! EJ seems to think even though Tom has done good in the world other people should step up and it give an arm and leg too.. Even EJ's son has had enough of her Disaster 43 movie of a life (cause its a parody at this point). Also we see EJ flip a switch at the dinner, and decides to be cordial and pay a compliment to Sutton (Ahhh hello xanax is that you, somebody call security we might have a situation). Kyle thinks a cat has caught Sutton's tongue, but we're all taken back by EJ's switcharoo. Meanwhile all the gals except Sutt and Garcelle are enjoying this dystopian charade. Seems a bit phony - we agree Garcelle! Confessionals proves our suspicions and our statement that in fact EJ is a stone faced liar. Crystal and Lisa decide on yoga in water - dumb - also found out its Crystals birthday. A real friend would know that hey Rinna (just saying). Lawyer tells EJ's she's so courageous, alright blow it up your (redacted). To end the evening a boat ride, a private chef, a game of never have I ever and peace offering between Crystal and Sutton. Also Kathy you a lil nasty freak aint ya!