EPISODE · May 12, 2026 · 26 MIN
**NEW MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, NINJA?! 🥷
MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, NINJA?! 🥷 Mr. Tea is BACK… and this time the tea is fully charged, dropped calls included, with a deep dive into the mysterious rise and immediate faceplant of Trump FAMILYs alleged luxury cellphone company. In this episode, Mr. TEA asks the questions nobody else is brave enough, reckless enough, or caffeinated enough to ask: Was this a cellphone company… or a glorified gold-plated walkie-talkie? Why does every “patriotic” business somehow end up needing billion-dollar miracles? Did the signal disappear faster than campaign promises at a gas station? And most importantly… WHO thought America needed a MAGA iPhone made out of vibes and transistor radio energy?!With the usual chaotic elegance, Mr. TEA serves piping-hot commentary, conspiracy-side-eye, Black Twitter reactions, economics, gas prices, billionaire behavior, and enough spicy sarcasm to fry a SIM card.Expect: Psycho T theories Luxury capitalism slander Street philosophy mixed with geopolitics “America’s Daddy” energy And at least three moments where you’ll ask yourself:“Wait… did he actually just say that?”Classy? Absolutely.Messy? Without question.Fair and balanced? Baby… this is Mr. TEA. One thing is certain:The phones may have lost signal… but the tea came in crystal clear.Hosted by Andre Xcellence!, this podcast universe is your gateway to truth, fire, and unapologetic vibes — covering pop culture, sports, comedy, healing, music, and beyond. Under the Xcellent World banner, explore a rotating slate of bold, original formats: Xcellent! WORLD NETWORK – Unfiltered truth-telling on life, culture, and cosmic alignment FROM THE BEST OPINIONIST IN THE WORLD🎥 MAN ON FILM– Savage unfiltered MOVIE REVIEWS FROM THE BEST IN THE WORLD! 🌎 MAN ON SPORTS – SPORT REACTIONS THAT SPEAK TRUTH & COMMON SENSE, WITH A TAKE NO PRISONERS ETHOS & A PENCHANT FOR HOLDING EVERYONE ACCOUNTABLE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, NINJA?! 🥷 Mr. Tea is BACK… and this time the tea is fully charged, dropped calls included, with a deep dive into the mysterious rise and immediate faceplant of Trump FAMILYs alleged luxury cellphone company. In this episode, Mr. TEA asks the questions nobody else is brave enough, reckless enough, or caffeinated enough to ask: Was this a cellphone company… or a glorified gold-plated walkie-talkie? Why does every “patriotic” business somehow end up needing billion-dollar miracles? Did the signal disappear faster than campaign promises at a gas station? And most importantly… WHO thought America needed a MAGA iPhone made out of vibes and transistor radio energy?!With the usual chaotic elegance, Mr. TEA serves piping-hot commentary, conspiracy-side-eye, Black Twitter reactions, economics, gas prices, billionaire behavior, and enough spicy sarcasm to fry a SIM card.Expect: Psycho T theories Luxury capitalism slander Street philosophy mixed with geopolitics “America’s Daddy” energy And at least three moments where you’ll ask yourself:“Wait… did he actually just say that?”Classy? Absolutely.Messy? Without question.Fair and balanced? Baby… this is Mr. TEA. One thing is certain:The phones may have lost signal… but the tea came in crystal clear.Hosted by Andre Xcellence!, this podcast universe is your gateway to truth, fire, and unapologetic vibes — covering pop culture, sports, comedy, healing, music, and beyond. Under the Xcellent World banner, explore a rotating slate of bold, original formats: Xcellent! WORLD NETWORK – Unfiltered truth-telling on life, culture, and cosmic alignment FROM THE BEST OPINIONIST IN THE WORLD🎥 MAN ON FILM– Savage unfiltered MOVIE REVIEWS FROM THE BEST IN THE WORLD! 🌎 MAN ON SPORTS – SPORT REACTIONS THAT SPEAK TRUTH & COMMON SENSE, WITH A TAKE NO PRISONERS ETHOS & A PENCHANT FOR HOLDING EVERYONE ACCOUNTABLE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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