"New toys and injured boys"

Send us Fan MailWith the first weekend of AFL match simulations behind us, we welcome back our resident North Melbourne fan, Henry Brayshaw.We dissect what these pre-season matches actually mean (nothing), the 7 upcoming rule changes for this year's footy season, and also hand out our 2026 predictions (prophecies) that we will be steadfast in sticking to throughout the year.  - Welcoming Henry, blender chaos and banter (3 min.)- Tuesday's front page: New toys and injured boys (8 min.)- Unpacking the 7 controversial AFL rule changes for 2026 (5 min.)- The unspoken rules of underwear (4 min.)- Henry's dot points for the upcoming AFL season (5 min.)- Our AFL prophecies for 2026 (5 min.) - Adelaide's MotoGP bid, Henry and Annie's wedding and wrap up (4 min.)