🎙️New Year, Same Chaotic Twins (AUDIO ONLY)🎙️

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).🎆 New year. Same chaos. No false promises.Some of you are optimistic. Some of you are exhausted. Some of you are already spiraling — welcome, you’re safe here.This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee ring in 2026 the only way they know how: by roasting 2025, questioning society, and immediately proving that resolutions are mostly fictional. This New Year’s episode is part reflection, part rant, part games — and entirely unhinged.👉 Audio listeners: if you’re listening on your phone and want to see the faces, reactions, silent judgment, and visible regret that cannot be heard — head over to our YouTube channel to watch this episode.We’re talking: 🗑️ Good f*cking riddance → dumping 2025 habits, trends, and behaviors that should not be coming with us 🎯 Treasure or Trash → TikTok chaos, comfort shows, voice notes, cold exposure, celeb boundaries, and why common sense feels extinct 🗣️ Rant energy unlocked → society, stupidity, merging lanes, Tide Pods, paparazzi etiquette, and why warning labels might be optional at this point 📝 Resolution Roast → Real, Ridiculous, Impossible goals that immediately collapse under scrutiny 🔮 Ping-pong pr⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️ Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S. (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.) It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity. What if we did choose chaos… but thoughtfully?Nalee’s Hypothetical Hotline delivers advice that’s 70% emotionally intelligent, 20% petty, and 10% “please don’t actually do this.” Send in your hypotheticals that are absolutely not hypotheticals, and we’ll help you navigate your main-character energy with just enough restraint.Growth. With seasoning. This isn’t therapy. This isn’t mediation. This is Twin Tangents Court.Where group chat screenshots become evidence, red flags are entered into the record, and absolutely no one leaves unjudged. From dating disasters to roommate crimes to petty indictments, we bring the gavel down with dramatic precision.New cases drop every other Friday at 8 AM Central. Bring your receipts. Prepare for sentencing. A playful, no-nonsense reminder from Anthony and Nalee to hit that follow button, leave a review, and share the pod with your favorite chaotic friend. Set over a snappy, upbeat jingle, this mid-roll blends humor and honesty to encourage listener support—because subscribing helps fuel the tangents, rants, and revelations you didn’t know you needed. Just when you thought the chaos was over—Anthony and Nalee invite you to keep the tangents going. With a soft outro vibe and one last wink to the listener, this post-roll points you toward the Twin Tangents website and socials for more unfiltered content. Because if you’re still here, you clearly get it… and we love that for you.🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here.📱 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked X (Twitter): @twintangents💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.