News 3 Oct 2007
from cheesepeople Hosted by Charlie Cheshire
Yesterday at the Stilton hotel, the launch of their new menu went very, very well, They had over 600 people for lunch and dinner and the new menu was a total winner. An update on yesterday’s boat that was late. It eventually arrived in the dock at 7 o’clock, nearly half full of smelly water, All the crew have gone down with flu and 7,000 bananas have been taken to slaughter. There has been an accident on the C24, going into the Village of Roquefort, I suggest you avoid this road, until they clear away the load, and take the C36 instead, Nobody’s badly hurt, but there’s a lot of mess and dirt and one driver has hurt his head. Bobby Blue of the Wensleydale Police said, “It’s very lucky that nobody’s dead, both vehicles were travelling too fast, this accident won’t be the last. It’s a very dangerous stretch of road and one of the lorries was carrying too big a load. It appears that, as one of the lorries was overtaking, the other one was braking and it skidded into some rocks, we won’t put up with dangerous driving in the Vale, one of these drivers may go to jail, we’ll know more when we open up the lorry’s black box”.
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