News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A guy in Alabama had a few too many on New Year's . . . and got himself stuck in a DECORATIVE URN. Basically, a big planter with no plant in it.... He thought the idea was funny, until he got stuck and could not get out, and started to freak out, the man had to be chiseled out. In Other News.... In Canada they are now advising you to not let Moose lick your car anymore..... leave it to Canada for this new ruleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.